What Newt Gingrich really meant to say

….Thanks to Newt Gingrich, we now know about the inextricable link between patriotism and adultery. So, when we talk about politicians screwing America…?

….Newt Gingrich has a passion for America. In fact, America makes him horny.

….Rick Santorum has no problem with Gingrich’s history of infidelity (Hey, it’s not like he’s Bill Clinton). Remember, when a Liberal does it, it’s the worst sort of moral failure imaginable. When a Conservative does it, it’s just “boys being boys”.

….Colbert: Newt Gingrich Loves America So Much, He’d Screw It. Hey, come on now…a man has needs….

….In a (sadly vain) attempt to demonstrate that he possess at least a modicum of self-awareness, Gingrich opens up about his problems with refusing the charms of the opposite sex. Somehow, “I’M JUST A MAN!!” seems an exceedingly poor defense.