….When you’re a Fox Noise Channel “reporter” and you can with all seriousness ask whether a woman beaten into a coma in a dispute over a parking spot might have deserved it.
….You’re a gifted and highly celebrated chef…and you’re diagnosed with tongue cancer which causes you to lose your sense of taste.
….You think that you have the God-given right to pollute the planet because doing so puts billions in your pocket.
….You’re depressed over a world-wide shortage of power sex toys.
….Your idea of a really good time is watching porn wrestling.
….”Child Pornography” has become an excuse to prosecute any kind of speech you happen not to approve of. Remember, the Constitution is just a piece of paper.
….James O’Keefe is considered by some to be an actual, honest-to-God “journalist”.
….The President you voted for and believed in so fervently is heavily invested in caving in to Republicans demands. So much for taking advantage of your majority (and your convictions), eh?
…The world’s youngest grandmother is only 23.
….The President who promised to close Guantanamo Bay and end torture is beginning to look and act an awful lot like his predecessor.
….A Republican Presidential candidate can in all seriousness opine that the US should go to war with Libya “this evening”.
