(OK…so I, uh, “borrowed” the idea from Brian Kane. In a few days, it won’t matter….)
JESUS IS COMING!! LOOK BUSY!!
Evidently, a large number of Christians are anticipating being raptured on May 21st. Either that, or Jesus Christ will be returning to Earth to see for Himself just how much we’ve boogered thing up. How exactly they came up with this day, and based on what evidence, is something I have no idea about, but what the Hell? Given the going-to-Hell-in-a-handbasket tone that so many Conservative White Christians seem to have assumed these days, part of me wonders if we might not be better off without them. Of course, if they turn out to be wrong on the date of the Rapture, then we all get a reprieve until sometime in 2012, when, according to Mayan prophecies, the world is once again due to come to an end. Even so, I think I’m going to hold off on giving away all of my worldly belongings.
IF the world is due to come to an end, though, I just hope I’ll be fortunate enough that when the moment comes, I’ll be caught in flagrante delicto with, and enjoying the rich, creamy goodness of, a certain Princess. At least I’d be going out with a smile on my face. ;-)
