April 9, 2011 8:09 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us

The Top 5 Reasons America Keeps Fighting Wars. Because it makes a lot more sense than subsidizing socialist programs like welfare, Planned Parenthood, or unemployment benefits.

Eliminating Medicare: How to make the traditional media get this one right. Well, we could start by demanding that the media actually pay attention to and rely on facts.

Bill To Help 99ers Deemed Too Costly In White House Meeting. And yet we can still afford to be engaged in three wars. Go figure, eh? It’s good to know that we have our priorities straight.

GOP Senator Sorry If He Gave Anyone Impression That Things He Says In Public Are Factual. Because when you’re Jon Kyl, facts are for losers and Liberals. If the words leave his lips, they’re therefore and immediately irrefutably correct and factual.

Minnesota’s Bachmannization. I no longer recognize my native state. It’s become Cloudcuckooland.

Out Of Service: Budget Cuts Hit Public Transit, Keep Residents From Jobs. GOP to America: We got ours. You can damned well get your own.

Turkey Burgers Now Come with Drug-Resistant Salmonella. OK, so tell me again why protecting the safety of our food supply isn’t a VERY good idea?

Katie Couric to leave CBS Evening News. Yawn….

Will Scott Pelley Replace Katie Couric?. Yawn. And double yawn….

Cruel but Not Unusual: Clarence Thomas writes one of the meanest Supreme Court decisions ever. It’s a nice legacy that Thomas if working on. Not only is he one of the worst Supreme Court justices ever, he’s also evidently almost completely devoid of anything resembling humanity.

Prom Canceled Due to Bad Pot Brownies. Reality Proms are for people who can’t handle drugs.

Arizona Gov. Proposes Medicaid Fat Fee. Jan Brewer: Making Arizona safe for wealthy, well-fed, White Conservatives.

Woman Charged In Attack On ‘Evil’ Gauguin Painting. Because, as any decent American patriot well knows, nudity-especially female nudity- is OF THE DEVIL. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??

Woman Who Attacked Painting Is Totally Sane CIA Agent. Because sometimes nothing is funnier than reality.

‘Vampire Woman’ bit back with tatts. Some women would resort to violence to free themselves of domestic abuse. This woman turned herself into an extra from a “Star Trek” episode.

Paul Ryan Plans To Ruin Medicare and Medicaid, Sneak In Tax Cuts For Rich. Because it’s all about restoring America’s greatness.

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