Texas GOP Rep. Introduces Sharia Ban Because He Heard Sharia Is A Threat On The Radio, Asks ‘Isn’t That True?’. Well, if it was on the radio (or da Interwebs), it MUST be true. Right??
The Sultan Of Twat: Babe Ruth’s Swinging First Few Years With The Yankees. Evidently, athletes bagging babes at every stop isn’t a new phenomenon.
Iceland’s Phallological Museum finally gets human specimen. Thankfully, mine’s still attached…and still very usable.
Monkey cowboys riding dogs herding goats, we surrender. Could it possibly get any better than this?
Our Public Schools Are Churning Out Drones for the Corporate State. Ah, the Texas education model goes national. Indoctrination- it’s SO much easier and cheaper than edumication.
‘Liberals are like Charlie Brown’ (or not). And President Obama is like Lucy Van Pelt pulling the football away at the last moment?
Man Gets 6-12 Months After Yelling At Walmart Greeter Who Asked To See Receipt. Let that serve as a lesson to those who would dare question the supremacy of Walmart.
How an Advertiser Boycott Campaign Helped Push Glenn Beck Off the Air. When you say that there’s nothing we can do, you might want to keep this in mind.
FBI Busts Rabbi For In-Flight Groping. Now, there’s some unorthodox behavior.
Make A Grilled Cheese Sandwich In A Toaster. Sure, why not? It only SOUNDS like a fire hazard.
After Years of Cost Cuts, Texas Tries to Find More. Remember when Texas used to have a government? Yeah, me neither.
New Poll: Americans Aren’t Buying What the GOP’s Selling — Dems Should Take Note. Of course, it’s still early enough that Democrats can still screw it up.
The Truth About Race, Religion, And The Honor Code At BYU. Racism? We ain’t got no stinkin’ racism.
Anti-gay church outnumbered in Meade High protest. Yeah, free speech can be a real b—-h, no?
Crying, foul: Kindergartener gets suspended for tearing up. There’s evidently no truth to the rumor floating around da Interwebs that the child is related to John Boehner.
Saved Google Map Images Show Body Location. Killing your wife: yer doon it rong.
