April 22, 2011 6:25 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us

Florida’s GOP House Speaker Pushing Court-Packing Plan To Neutralize Democratic Justices. When Liberals do it, it’s “judicial activism.” When Conservatives do it, it’s “reasoned, rational jurisprudence.”

Can a complete novice become a golf pro with 10,000 hours of practice?. There’s a theory that virtually any human task can be mastered if only one is willing to put in sufficient time to master it. Dan McLaughlin is trying to prove that he can become a PGA professional if he commits 10,000 hours to practicing golf skills. Hey, there are far worse places to test theories than a golf course, no?

Fake News Is Illegal Now. And yet Fox Noise Channel is still on the air….

House Republicans paying lawyer up to $500,000 to defend DOMA. Yep, Republicans are ALL about fiscal responsibility…except when they’re not and their narrow agenda is on the line.

One Year After Gulf Disaster, Congress Fails To Pass A Single Oil Spill Law. Because ultimately, what’s good for BP is good for America…and we all know that nothing kills business faster than regulations…right??

Gay teen suicide rates are higher in conservative areas. It gets better? Evidently not.

Gary Busey Endorses Donald Trump. Bat-$#!% crazy…it takes one to know one. Perhaps Busey’s just angling for the VP spot on the ticket?

This Week in Sex: Condoms vs. Jesus. What Would Jesus Do? He’d use the Rhythm Method.

GOP Governor Under Fire For ‘Roll Back’ Of Child Labor Laws. What good is having children if you can’t exploit them as a source of cheap labor?

So Long, Joe….. Sure, I can give up coffee and time I choose to. I just choose not to.

Detroit’s Mass Teacher Layoffs May Prove Bellwether For Education Reform Nationwide. Indoctrination is SO much cheaper and easier than teaching.

Economists Debate: Are Conflicts of Interest, You Know, Bad?. Only if you’re caught in the act.

Polls: Public Support For Marijuana Legalization Growing. In the end, is there really any difference between having a couple of gin-and-tonics and smoking a joint?

Twitter Users Masturbate More. And vegetarians are more likely to enjoy oral sex. So, the point of this would be…?

Twitter makes our relationships shorter. So does Russian Roulette, but I’m not certain what this proves.

CHART: Top ‘U.S.’ Corporations Outsourced More Than 2.4 Million American Jobs Over The Last Decade. It’s not about what’s doing what’s best for America. It’s about doing what’s best for their stock price.

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