The Latest Enemies of Iran: Dogs and Their Owners. If it involves pleasure or the legitimate expression of tender human emotions, you can bet that if it isn’t currently illegal in Iran, it soon will be.
Paul Ryan Booed At Town Hall For Defending Tax Breaks For The Wealthy. Wow…you put forward a plan that will screw the elderly, the poor, and the middle class…and then claim to be surprised when those people turn on you??
Judgment Day: Will May 21, 2011 Be The End Of The World?. Hmm…ask me on May 22nd.
Indiana GOP Senator Slams Her Party For Cutting Planned Parenthood Funding: This ‘Will Increase Abortions’. Yeah, there’s this little thing I like to call the Law of Unintended Consequences. Eliminating funding for something doesn’t necessary make the problem disappear; it may just mean it’s going to pop up in unexpected places and in ways you never anticipated.
Texas Governor Perry asks President Obama for federal assistance to fight fires. All this just a few months after Governor Goodhair demanded that the federal government leave Texas alone. He also said that Texas had the right to secede from the Union. Hypocrisy, thy name is Rick Perry.
The Bible, Pilgrims Would Oppose ‘Wicked’ Net Neutrality. What Would Jesus Do? Well, of course, he’d be doing the bidding of Verizon and AT&T.
Turkish woman will become the first Muslim to pose for Playboy. Cue the fatwa in 4…3…2….
Farmville Billionaire Says a Stripper Is Stalking Him. Uh…and this would be a problem??
Penis enhancing condom might be approved in Europe. Yes, before long European men will go from “ballpark frank” to “Bratwurst”.
Fascinating Facts About Internet Sex. You mean, besides the fact that it’s not real?
Rocket Scientists Not as Smart as Originally Thought. Evidently, rocket scientists make just as many poor decisions as “normal” people.
Republicans Know How to Use The Internet Now. Porn site operators are positively giddy with excitement.
Louisiana Is The 50th State To Introduce Anti-Abortion Legislation. Roe v. Wade isn’t being destroyed by sledgehammer blows. It’s being nibbled to death by ducks.
Americans Shockingly Uninterested in Donating to Newt Gingrich. What if a demagogue decided to run for President…and no one cared enough to donate?
A Year After Spill, BP Gives Big Bucks To GOP Leadership. The more things change….
Gold breaks $1,500 as investors seek security. Great…now Glenn Beck will NEVER shut up.
