April 24, 2011 6:39 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us

Fox News And Catholic League’s Bill Donohue Invent ‘War On Easter’. Because if Donohue didn’t have something to be outraged over, he’d no longer have any reason to continue living.

Imperial Decline: How Does It Feel to Be Inside a Dying Empire?. Still the Greatest Nation on Earth? Or have we simply resorted to denial and self-delusion as Rome burns around us?

Pawlenty’s Education Committee: Kindergarten Sharing Is “Socialist”. How will we teach our children to scratch and claw their way to the top if they’re always looking out for one another?

Christine O’Donnell Blames Living Off Campaign Funds On Bad Software. Well, bad software and a complete lack of anything resembling ethics.

Why Amazon Charged $23,698,655.93 for a Genetics Textbook. Because, if someone was actually willing to pay that price, someone at Amazon would look like a genius.

Muslim-Hating Wingnut (Not Palin) Shoots His Own Car For Some Reason. Pastor Terry Jones realized that his 15 minutes of fame had (deservedly) expired…and he was desperate to do something- anything- to get himself more media exposure.

Charlie Sheen iPhone App Puts the Warlock in Your Pocket. Which only goes to prove that, if you’re willing to pay $2.99 for this crap, there really IS a sucker born every minute.

Illegal Aliens From Space (Mexico) Pay More Taxes Than G.E.. Does Charlie Sheen have anything to do with this?

New book makes the case that Oprah is a religious icon. Well, outside of healing the sick and curing the lame, she’s just like anyone else.

Michele Bachmann Honored To Be Noted by TIME Alongside Hitler. Minnesota’s foremost baby farmer…bringin’ Da Crazy! Say hello to America’s leading idiocrat.

REPORT: The 46 Year-Long Republican War On Medicare. Well, they get points for persistence…if not decency.

Polls: Most Americans Think Rich Folk Aren’t Paying Enough Taxes. Hmm…it wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that the tax burden for the rich has fallen since the Clinton Administration, would it?

How Not To Get Caught Cheating. Another WWJD public service. You can thank me later.

Downsize My Education. You live in Texas. You have the Bible and the GOP platform. What more edumication do you really need??

Gov. Chris Christie Considers Defying Court Order. Evidently, when you’re a Republican, you get to decide which laws and court orders you want to obey.

Gaddafi Bans Journalists, Arguing, ‘It’s Worked For Fox’. If you can’t control the media, there’s no sense in having them around, right?

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