Polar Explorer Who Worked With Pawlenty ‘Baffled’ By His ‘Reckless’ Flip-Flop On Climate Threat. Because it’s not about truth and scientific reality, silly. It’s about getting elected.
The Public Overwhelmingly Wants It: Why Is Taxing the Rich So Hard?. Because who do you think fills the campaign coffers of Republicans? (Hint: It ain’t MoveOn.org)
Allen West: It’s Fair To Call Obama A ‘Low Level Socialist Agitator’ Because He Called Paul Ryan An ‘Accountant’. Neener, neener!! Are not!! Are too!!
TTC rejects cheeky ad featuring Moses in a revealing position. Yeah, really…no one wants to see Moses’ balls, do they??
How the Koch Brothers Indoctrinate Their Employees with Right-Wing Anti-Worker Propaganda. Because inculcating self-loathing in workers is key to getting them to consistently vote against their own interest.
Suspicious white substance on plane turns out to be toilet paper. When you begin thinking that the terrorists really haven’t won…well, this ought to change your mind.
Scenes from Anime Boston 2011. Or, pictures of guys who will never, ever get laid. Ever.
GOP Rep. Patrick Meehan Faces Constituent Anger After Breaking Campaign Promise To Not Privatize Medicare. Wow…you make a promise…and then claim to be surprised when people get angry at you for breaking that promise?
At Least We Don’t Get “Watered” For Easter. It’s kind of like a Christian wet t-shirt contest. What Would Jesus Do? He’d probably slip a $20 bill into her garter.
Inhofe Claims Fracking Has ‘Never’ Contaminated Water Supply One Day After Spill Contaminates Stream. When you never have to worry about your water supply becoming flammable…well, where’s the problem?
Summary Box: GM likely to retake global sales lead. Remember “Government Motors”? Remember the hue and cry over the government bailing out GM? What…and you would have rather let the American automotive industry wither and die?
Mayor told to leave town hall. Hey, just because she has some significant anger management issues…well, that doesn’t mean she a threat to anyone’s safety.
Grand Canyon officials: Murder suspect jumped off edge. Yeah, as it turns out, the “Thelma and Louise” methods doesn’t work so well.
If Walmart Paid its 1.4 Million U.S. Workers a Living Wage, it Would Result in Almost No Pain for the Average Customer. Yeah, like THAT’S going to happen.
Cops subdue enraged man with lollipops. Whatever it takes….
Madness: Right-Wingers Are Serious About Trying to Undermine Child Labor Laws. Because, really…what are children but sources of cheap labor?
