April 29, 2011 6:54 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us

Republicans Will End Homosexual Dominance of Texas Universities. Thank God for the brave, selfless patriots of the Texas Legislature for standing up to the zealots placing our children at risk by forcing the Homosexual Agenda down their throats. Uh…no pun intended…. ;-)

Texas wants to remove transgender marriage rights. ‘Cuz in Texas if you ain’t got Jesus and heterosexuality, you ain’t $#!&.

Chuck Norris Plagiarizes Hatred of Muslims. Hatred: YER DOON IT RONG!!

New Jersey Bans Job Ads That Discriminate Against Unemployed. It’s a step in the right direction. What could possibly be gained by treating the unemployed as something approaching lepers…unless you’re someone who enjoys pouring salt into open wounds?

A Short History of the F-Bomb. Sometimes I think that you really can’t understand a language until you understand how and why people curse in it.

Jesus’ Second Coming Will Be Tweeted, Says Famous Preacher. I don’t get it; why does the media act as if Franklin Graham has ANYTHING of value to add to the public discussion?

Rachel Maddow: ‘I’m definitely not an autocutie’: The top US news anchor on why she prefers jokes to anger and why she is proud to be gay. There is something to be said for being honest about who you are, no?

White House Forgets to Send Dumb Easter Email. Why Does Barack Obama hate Jesus?

A Case for Hell. A majority of Americans believe in God and Heaven, but not so much in Satan and Hell. Why the disconnect??

Haley Barbour Announces He’s Too Lazy to Run for President. America’s gain is racism’s (and revisionist history’s) loss.

The End Of America Is Best Illustrated By Major League Soccer, Apparently. If you’re a Right-wing news site and you’re too damned lazy to find a photo that will accurately illustrate a story, don’t use one that can easily be identified as from an MLS game.

Iran Hit By New Computer Virus. This is what happens when you click on one of those ads promising to enlarge your penis.

Sad Sarah Palin Begging Blogs To Cover Her Squirmish-y Speeches. Caribou Barbie gives another speech? Yawn….

Raising Minimum Wage Wouldn’t Hurt Job Growth, Study Says. So now Big Business will have to invent new reasons to justify not paying their employees a living wage.

Awful Things: Mexican Drug War Edition. If you’re in charge of promoting Mexico as a tourist destination…well, your job really, really sucks right about now.

Erick Erickson Scared To Death Fancy Young People Will Re-elect Obama. We have nothing to fear but fear itself…unless you’re a prominent Right-wing blogger, in which case you always travel with a spare pair of undershorts.

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