Pawlenty relaxes by watching hockey fights. And I relax by running over old ladies in supermarket parking lots. What’s your point?
Drunk Tim Palwenty Staffer Tries To Break Into Iowa Home, Scaring Teen. Maybe the poor guy was just looking for somewhere he could relax and watch some hockey fights??
Idaho Rejects Rape Exception In Abortion Bill Because ‘The Hand Of The Almighty’ Was At Work. And, really, what are women but vessels to be used for the purpose of propagation? Why not just do away with the silly idea that women deserve to exercise control over their bodies?
How About Some Nudity with Your Morning Commute?. I know that whenever I’m in L.A., my favorite way to unwind and destress is to jog naked down the 405 freeway during morning rush hour.
Tina Fey is pregnant with her second child. Sadly, I’m not the father.
Pence Lets Truth Slip On Uncompromising Stance: ‘We’re Trying To Score A Victory For The Republican People’. It’s not about doing what’s right for America and the American Sheeple. It’s about doing what’s best for the Koch Brothers and the super-rich.
Wal-Mart firing of employee not religious harassment, court rules. So religious bigots AREN’T a protected class??
Pentagram Pizza Billboard Jesus Fans. Whenever Pastor Terry Jones is in town, he heads straight to Pentagram Pizza: pizza so good it’s OF THE DEVIL!!!
Terry Jones defends Koran burning after Bill O’Reilly criticism. I speak directly to God. What does Bill-o-the-Clown have? Rupert Murdoch??
HuffPo Chronicles. [W]e value all of your voices and input…just not enough to continue paying you for it. Welcome to the new economy, now with indentured servitude!!
‘World’s First 3D Porn’ Thrills Randy Chinese Audiences. If not for the technological innovations driven by the porn industry, da Interwebs would probably still look an awful lot like a collection of GeoCities sites.
Donald Trump Has Team of Gumshoes In Hawaii Looking For Birth Certificate. While they’re at it, perhaps they could spend some time looking for Trump’s common sense and grip on reality.
Caveman Gay, Was Buried This Way. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a gay caveman, of course.
Real Men Support The Cleveland Indians By Kissing One Another On Live Television. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a Cleveland Indians fan, of course.
The Global Conspiracy Is Complete: Glenn Beck Leaving Fox News Show. It’s has nothing to do with Beck’s falling ratings, decreasing ad revenue, and increasingly unmedicated lunacy. IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!
Glenn Beck, bar mitzvah DJ: five possible careers for Beck’s life after Fox. And y’all know how tough it can be finding a job these days.
