The Bogus Debate Used To Push Anti-Abortion Legislation. Because the truth is for losers and Liberals. #WINNING
Charlie Sheen “wins” crowd with misogyny. Playing the “God—-n my ex-wife is an insufferable b—-h!!” card…ALWAYS a good strategy. #WINNING
REPORT: Seven States Where Republicans Are Ruining The Environment. When you believe that the Rapture is nigh…well, who’s going to need the environment when the Believers will all be in Heaven? #ITSWHATJESUSWOULDDO
Naked Man Shoots SWAT Robot With AK-47. In today’s news from Floriduh, a two-minute news report on a naked man firing an AK-47 at a robot with a video camera. God, I LOVE America…. #FLORIDUH
How NBC enables Trump’s birther crusade. Gee, you don’t think it would have anything to do with promoting “Celebrity Apprentice”, do you?? #BETTERTOBETHOUGHTAFOOLTHANTOBETRUMP
Naked models locked in an embrace and skinny-dipping on a beach: How top British fashion brand Jack Wills is selling clothes to your children. And the problem with this would be…? Yeah, you can tell I don’t have children, can’t you? #WHATABOUTTHECHILDREN?
#Wisconsin, you are still winning. This is what happens when Americans wake up and realize that they’ve elected a cabal of thugs who care for them only insofar as they need their votes every four years. #EXACTLYTHEQUALITYOFLEADERSHIPYOUDESERVE
Who Doesn’t Have An Alligator Lying Around Their Garage. When I go out visiting friends, I also take my ‘gator with me. He loves to sit in the passenger seat and stick his head out the open window. Plus, it scares the Hell out of other drivers. #TASTESJUSTLIKECHICKEN
New Poll: After Promoting Birther Conspiracy, Donald Trump Vaults Into Statistical Tie For 1st Place. That’s the beautiful thing about democracy: there’s nothing to protect Americans from their own stupidity. #BETTERTOBETHOUGHTAFOOLTHANTOBETRUMP
Father robbed building society… so he could pay court fine. And he thought he was just doing his part to keep money moving through the economy. #PEOPLEUNCLEARONTHECONCEPT
Once Again, OH GOPers Punishing Their Own Over Support For Unions. Because the Koch Brothers are NOT happy…and really, is there anything more entertaining than watching Republicans eat their young? #THEBESTDEMOCRACYMONEYCANBUY
General Electric’s Aggressive Tax Strategy. Well, claiming NBC’s entire prime-time lineup as a loss doesn’t seem like much of a stretch, does it? #WINNING
Presidential Candidate Herman Cain: Public Unions ‘Are Trying To Bring Down The United States Of America’. When workers finally remember their place, we can all get back to business…which evidently is enriching the Koch Brothers. #THEBESTDEMOCRACYMONEYCANBUY
Georgia man sentenced for tattooing ‘Daddy’s Boy’ on three-year-old son’s shoulder. Today’s nominee for (not) Father of the Year. #FATHEROFTHEYEAR
DVF Designed The Wrap Dress For One-Night-Stands. Well, if the whole point of the exercise is to get laid, you want something easy to take off, right? #GETTINGTHEREISHALFTHEFUN
Bryan Fischer: Muslim Immigration To The U.S. Is A ‘Toxic Cancer’. And irrational hatred in the name of the Lord is a perfectly rational and reasonable reaction, no? #MYGODCANKICKYOURPUNYGODSASS
