This Is What Happens If You Get Sucked Out of a Plane. Just in case you were wondering….
Shouting Down Women. WTF? Do Republicans not think that women vote??
Anti-Gay Marriage Strategist Declares Support For Marriage Equality. In other news, winged pigs violated Saudi Arabian air space this morning….
Pop Torn: 10 pieces of culture we’re feeling iffy about. Uh…Miley Cyrus sex dolls? The vomitorium’s on line one for you….
Cubs Fan Who Slept On A Bar Floor Says She Likes Hot Guys Who Are Up For Anything. Well, if your team isn’t going to win, looking for random hook-ups probably seems like a decent option.
Right-winger + hard time = compassion?. It’s easy to be judgmental and intolerant…until you’re the one on the wrong side of the equation.
House Votes Against Net Neutrality. Republicans evidently won’t be happy until Comcast and AT&T are restored to their rightful places: controlling all access to the Internet.
Minor Leaguer Mercifully Cut By Indians Organization, Hits Million-Dollar Scratch-Off Ticket. He may never make the majors, but with all that money, women will soon be crawling over him like a jungle gym.
Cop Horrifies Middle School Children by Torturing Baby Squirrels. He then roasted it slowly over an open flame and savored it with a Hollandaise sauce and asparagus spears.
They Unveiled A Tim Tebow Statue In Gainesville Today. Unfortunately, the statue looked more like Jeb Bush.
“Giuliani Once Called Me A ‘Jerk’ “. Some of us would consider that a high honor, considering the source.
Bill Cosby calls out Donald Trump for being “full of it”. In other news, it was announced today that water is wet, the sun is bright, and Newt Gingrich is a philanderer.
Planned Parenthood mattered to her. This is why Planned Parenthood is worth fighting for.
US corn reserves expected to fall to 15-year low. Your car is running on ethanol as people go hungry. Nice.
“Naked” penguin chicks baffle experts with their feather-loss disorder. Hmm…and naked chicks are a bad thing?
Bacon Cologne And 7 More Crazy Food Fragrances. Bacon makes EVERYTHING better.
