April 17, 2011 6:35 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us

Donald Trump Strikes Back. Memo to Gail Collins: Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. You’ll only encourage them.

Limbaugh On Trump: He Is ‘Providing A Lesson On How To Beat Obama’. Fear, ignorance, whisper campaigns, and propaganda. Hey, it’s sure beats trying to compete on the issues.

Wisconsin Republican County Clerk Claims She Misplaced 7,500 Votes For Justice Prosser, Her Former Boss. Coincidence? Sure, and I believe that the Tooth Fairy leaves quarters under my pillow.

Conservatives offer alternative to Paul Ryan budget. Yeah, but how are we going to pay for the debtor’s prisons and the ice floes that old people will be set adrift on?

GOP Congressman: ‘Not Fair At All’ And ‘Offensive’ That G.E. Paid No Taxes In 2010. Yeah, if corporation have to pay taxes, then how will CEOs get their year-end bonuses?

Cars, Houses, Other Japan Earthquake Wreckage En Route To The U.S. West Coast. Don’t we already have enough Japanese imports?

Anti-sharia bills advance in South Carolina. Thank God for the brave patriots in South Carolina willing to resolutely take a stand against the approaching Caliphate.

SNL Bashes Fox & Friends: ‘Coffee, Smiles, Fear And Terror’. And let’s not forget the Blonde Intellectual Black Hole that is Gretchen Carlson.

Why the Right-Wing Bullies Will Hold The Nation Hostage Again and Again. Because collectively Democrats aren’t in possession of a functional set of cojones.

Sarah Palin On Trump’s Birth Certificate Investigation: ‘More Power To Him!’ They kinda deserve each other, don’tchathink?

Campbellford artist’s cross and noose protest raises residents’ ire. Today, on “People Unclear On The Concept”, A Canadian artist erects a cross adorned with a noose in his front yard. Hilarity ensues….

Drake University pie fight unofficially breaks world record. Dear Mom and Dad, guess what little Johnny’s college fund is being used for?

High-demand, low-supply woes come to a head for some Colorado craft brewers. This is what happens when you have too many beer drinkers and not nearly enough beer. Que the riots in 4…3…2….

CHP arrests man named Eric Estrada. Relax, silly…it’s not THAT Erik Estrada.

Smyrna cop busted with marijuana in his pants. Evidently, the Pineapple Express runs straight through this cop’s crotch.

The 2011 Easter-Egg Audit. This is what happen when the Easter Bunny and the tax man cross paths. I am the Egg Man….

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