Social Conservatives Will Defeat The Gay Agenda By Inventing New Words. A very wise man once told me, “If you can’t beat them on the merits of your argument, baffle ‘em with BS.” Sadly, he may have been onto something.
Real-Life Warlock — Boycott Natalie Portman’s Movie. Evidently, he’s upset that the movie portrays warlocks in a negative light…or perhaps it’s just that there weren’t enough shots of Ms. Portman naked. THAT would seem a much better reason to boycott the movie, don’tchathink?
10 States With the Most Shocking Anti-Woman Legislation. Do Republicans not realize that women vote?
Funding For IRS Agents Cut, While $330 Billion In Taxes Sits Uncollected. Why does the phrase “penny wise and pound foolish” keep coming to mind?
Feel Like a Wallflower? Maybe It’s Your Facebook Wall. Here’s a hot tip: you could always just go ahead and turn off notifications.
Bachmann: Planned Parenthood Is The ‘LensCrafters Of Big Abortion’. And Tea Party Republicans are the class clowns of Washington politics. What’s your point?
HuffPo Writers Sue For Their Piece of the Pie. Welcome to the New Economy: now with indentured servitude!!
Egypt Sentences Blogger to 3 Years. It seems the army didn’t appreciate the exposure of their habit of subjecting female detainees to a “virginity test.”
Applebee’s Enters Crisis Control After Waiter Serves Toddler Alcohol. Are they certain the kid didn’t order the margarita himself? ;-)
Obnoxious Twins Must Stop Whining About Facebook, Court Rules. If the Winkelvoss twins don’t want their $65 million, I know plenty of people who do- me, f’rinstance.
Chicago Public School Bans Home-Packed Lunches. Because, as any patriotic American should know, being forced to consume over-processed food packed with fat, sugar, and hormones is part and parcel of the educational experience. How will kids learn to settle for fast food if they’re not force-fed it in our schools?
Anti-Porn Politician Busted Watching Porn in Parliament. It was just…uh, research…yeah, research.
Ashley Judd draws criticism for calling hip-hop “rape culture”. Well, the genre isn’t exactly famous for being “female friendly.”
St. Petersburg homeless men say they’re enduring beatings for bucks in fetish fight videos. Are you homeless? Do you have a thing for hot, semi-nude women with anger-management issues? Well, if you live in Tampa, you might just have a new career path, kimosabe!!
Berlusconi Paid $60,000 to Prostitute. He says it was to help the woman start a business. Yeah, sure…she’s a prostitute…and he’s a venture capitalist. Don’tcha just LOVE the free market??
Girls basketball coach accused of having sex with student. Apparently, those one-on-one ball handling drills got a wee bit out of control.
