Severed Pig’s Foot Mailed To GOP Congressman. I can think of few Congressman more deserving of such a “gift” than Peter King…if only because it’s much harder to mail a horse’s ass.
‘It’s All Good,’ Says Guy Who Missed $319 Million Jackpot. Yeah, right…you miss out on millions for a want of $2 to purchase a ticket, and you’re not going to be kicking yourself up one side and down the other?
Helmet rules likely to be nixed: GOP control aids 2 bills that scale back 42-year-old law. Before long, Michigan motorcyclists will have the right to have their brain matter hosed off roadways with a mild bleach solution.
Bacon fat clogs Bedford sewage pipes. Ah, yes…bacon makes EVERYTHING better!
REPORT: Everything You Need To Know About The Koch Brothers. Profits before people…or, the definition of “corporate greedhead scum.”
Why the Washing Machine Pushed Humanity Forward. Because women didn’t have to beat clothes on rocks down at the riverbank?
Scott Walker Gives $81,500 Government Job To Top Donor’s 26-Year-Old College Dropout Son. You know you’re dealing with a Republican when he’s too stupid and lazy to hide his patronage and corruption.
House Republicans’ Official Proposal: Privatize Medicare. Don’t private health insurers kill enough Americans as it is?
Terry Jones: Inside the Koran Burner’s Church. What Would Jesus Do? Yeah, He’d most likely kick Terry Jones’ self-righteous ass.
Right-Wing Media Rush To Quran-Burning Pastor’s Defense. Because, really; isn’t it all about free speech and the right to prove what a hypocrite you are?
Sharron Angle Labels President Obama A Domestic Enemy. And Ms. Angle is just the person we want decided who the REAL Americans are, no?
The Bitchy Email That Went Out to the Underperforming Kickball Team. Dude, you’re playing a children’s game. Lighten up….
Fox News: The Post-Accountability News Outlet. Being the official propaganda outlet of the Right means never having to say you’re sorry. Or worry about being held accountable.
Remember when Bill Sammon wanted Dave Weigel fired?. Accountability: when you work for Fox Noise Channel, accountability is the standard you hold others to.
House Republicans propose deep cuts to Medicare. Billionaire industrialists 1, Everyday Americans 0. Still glad you voted Republican?
What Kind Of Person Wants To See Charlie Sheen Live? The same kind of person who enjoys having a ringside seat for a train wreck?