Energy Secretary On The ‘Very Hard’ Decision To Cut Assistance For Poor. Sure, how else can the federal government pay for tax breaks for corporations?
Deputies: Chain saw-wielding man attacked estranged wife’s date. No story containing the phrase, “a man carrying a chain saw arrived at the hotel a short time earlier looking for his wife” is bound to end well.
Despite Earlier Claims, Steve King Admits That None Of His Constituents Died After Reintroduction Of Estate Tax. Remember, it’s not about the truth. It’s about what you can convince the Sheeple is true.
Funeral Divas: How women are returning to the death care industry in droves. It’s all about putting the “fun” back in “funeral.”
The War On Child Labor Laws: Maine Republicans Want Longer Hours, Lower Pay For Kids. Hey, come on, now…you say “cheap, plentiful source of labor” like it’s a bad thing.
GOP Rep Calls Pell Grants ‘The Welfare Of The 21st Century’ So, only the children of the wealthy deserve to get a college education?
Hole Found In Grounded Sacramento-Bound Flight: Daylight Seen Coming Through Hole In Plane, Passenger Says. So, how long until airlines begin charging “intact fuselage” fees?
DeFazio On GOP Bill To Bypass Senate On Budget: ‘You Got Me. Congratulations. Happy April Fools Day’. Except that it wasn’t a joke. House Republicans really DO think that being the minority party should be no impediment to ruling by fiat.
Activists say Montana lawmaker’s speech perpetuates boozy image. Hey, if you lived in East Bumfuck, Montana, you’d be thinking that you need to be allowed to drink and drive, too.
Teacher Hit By Car That Drove Into Olympia Daycare’s Classroom. It was only later that the beleaguered father learned that the day-care center didn’t actually HAVE a drive-through window.
Manhattan dentist sent 31 pounds of pot, worth $50K, in the mail. Damn…so that’s why I never got the ganja I purchased on eBay.
Baseball Players Charged Over Chicken Sacrifice. Pedro Serrano was unavailable for comment….
Man calls 911 when strippers don’t show. Well, what else was the poor guy supposed to do?
Snooki gets $32K to talk ‘GTL’ on Rutgers campus. “Study hard, party harder.” Truly words of wisdom that every college student can appreciate. Your student activity fees at work. Or not.
Man Sentenced For Robbing Sister At Work. Mama must be SO proud.
Study: Masturbating cures Restless Leg Syndrome. OK; I’ll admit it. I got nothin’….
