May 2011 Archives
- May 31, 2011
No amount of super glue or Tennessee whiskey will fix this - May 31, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #1 - May 30, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 30, 2011
From the "This Should Probably Be Self-Evident" Department.... - May 30, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 30, 2011
A very good argument for freedom of speech - May 29, 2011
Yeah, that was awkward...but there's always October 21st, no? - May 29, 2011
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when.... - May 29, 2011
That would explain the stripper pole next to the pulpit - May 29, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 29, 2011
The Almighty: You won't like Him when He's angry - May 28, 2011
Fate: Just a wide spot on the Road to Redemption - May 28, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 28, 2011
Thankfully, Newt's the "family values" candidate - May 27, 2011
Floriduh: Putting the "F" in "WTF??" since the 17th century - May 27, 2011
Heerz yer war kriminul...wee can haz EU now?? - May 27, 2011
Paul Ryan is rumored to be next in line for a disaster declaration - May 27, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 27, 2011
Fear not, fellow zealots!! It's all about message discipline!! - May 26, 2011
Won't you help rescue American money trapped overseas? - May 26, 2011
If it's wrong when "they" do it, it's wrong when "we" do it - May 26, 2011
The Tour de France before EPO - May 26, 2011
And you wonder why I (don't) miss Texas.... - May 26, 2011
No wonder you never get anything done - May 25, 2011
Republican truth in advertising...how did I miss this prior to Election Day? - May 25, 2011
Delta Airlines: where "customer service" is an oxymoron - May 25, 2011
You know Hell is indistinguishable from Vicksburg, MS, when.... - May 25, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 25, 2011
As long as you get the important things right.... - May 24, 2011
You have to know that your candidacy is dead on arrival when.... - May 24, 2011
"How many more Gay People does God have to create...." - May 24, 2011
Fortunately, I AM a morning person ;-) - May 24, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 24, 2011
The elite US Army Clown College, 2011 - May 23, 2011
It seems the Motherland has lost it's freakin' mind - May 23, 2011
Lest any of us forget how we got to where we are - May 23, 2011
Because bacon makes EVERYTHING better - May 23, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 23, 2011
What happens in Vegas.... - May 22, 2011
Oops...our bad. Maybe the Mayans got it right? - May 22, 2011
It's the end of the world as we know it, and [insert Rapture here].... - May 22, 2011
10 Reasons why Alan Grayson is brilliant - May 22, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 22, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 21, 2011
A song for our times - May 21, 2011
An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind - May 21, 2011
The good news is that they saved your soul - May 21, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 21, 2011
It's good to know we have our priorities straight, eh? - May 20, 2011
And because I can't be in Austin, here's some Robert Earl Keen on a sunny Friday - May 20, 2011
It's Friday...and I'm having a very Takei day - May 20, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 20, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 20, 2011
Today's entry in the "The Next Texas State Sport" sweepstakes.... - May 19, 2011
I miss you even before you're gone - May 19, 2011
Of course, if the world ends this Saturday, zombies will be the least of our problems - May 19, 2011
Fox News...the official mouthpiece of the American bra industry - May 19, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 19, 2011
A graphic representation of Republican intentions toward the middle class - May 18, 2011
Just in time for the end of the world on Saturday!! - May 18, 2011
Governor Goodhair for President? Oh, pleasepleasepleaseplease.... - May 18, 2011
Sex, lies...and Mike Huckabee - May 18, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 18, 2011
Just in you'd forgotten how we came to be where we are - May 17, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Her parents had a wicked sense of humor, no? - May 17, 2011
And now, a moment of silence for this poor man's coronary arteries - May 17, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Her parents had a wicked sense of humor, no? - May 17, 2011
Well, it's not like the Astros could be any worse...right?? - May 17, 2011
So you're wondering why you should never take naked pictures of guys? - May 17, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - May 17, 2011
And you wonder why I (don't) miss Texas.... - May 17, 2011
Yeah, right; they'll tell you an intern made a mistake.... - May 16, 2011
Something to think about after we finish with the chest-thumping - May 16, 2011
Justice delayed is justice in Syria - May 16, 2011
Nuclear power: Our energy future, built on denial, incompetence, and inept regulation - May 16, 2011
Why won't Obama release Osama's porn collection? What is he hiding?? - May 15, 2011
Useful advice - May 15, 2011
"A downward influence on American politics...." - May 15, 2011
Great for bachelorette parties...and teaching Christian values to your kids - May 15, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 15, 2011
The real reason the Internet was invented - May 14, 2011
It seems this is the direction we're heading in the New America - May 14, 2011
Next week, we'll learn about Osama's collection of blow-up sex dolls.... - May 14, 2011
At least make it worth my while.... - May 14, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 14, 2011
If I was a Republican, I'd be playing Russian Roulette - May 13, 2011
What's on my night stand these days - May 13, 2011
Not-so-thinly-veiled racism used to be fun. Now, it's like they're not even trying. - May 13, 2011
Sometimes, a picture really is all you need to tell you how bad things are - May 13, 2011
Proof that irony is not a lost art here in the Beaver State - May 13, 2011
No matter how far he runs, Newt just can't escape himself - May 12, 2011
Today's talking points: Newt Gingrich edition - May 12, 2011
Wife #3 is a Borg. You WILL be assimilated.... - May 12, 2011
How to survive a zombie attack: Another WWJD public service - May 12, 2011
The best argument you'll hear today for the separation of Church and State - May 12, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 12, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 11, 2011
And you thought he was all about jihad - May 11, 2011
So what kind of America do we want to be? - May 11, 2011
The cover for my upcoming autobiography - May 11, 2011
And you wonder why I (don't) miss Texas.... - May 11, 2011
A public service for any WWJD readers heading to Canada - May 10, 2011
We got Osama!! Yay!! Now what?? - May 10, 2011
An opportunity for chest-thumping, apropos of nothing - May 10, 2011
Inquiring minds want to know: Are you a REAL American?? - May 10, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 10, 2011
A good reason to wish you could be in Vancouver, BC, this week, eh? - May 9, 2011
I, for one, welcome our avian overlords - May 9, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 9, 2011
Today in bestiality, baggy pants, goats....and gun-stealing doctors - May 9, 2011
Rapture II: This time, it's personal (we think) - May 9, 2011
This is just wrong...on so many levels - May 8, 2011
It's a bird!! It's a plane!! No, it's GodMan!! - May 8, 2011
Increasing the volume does not meaning increasing the sanity - May 8, 2011
This is what passes for public art in Alaska - May 8, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 8, 2011
Good reasons to go to church - May 7, 2011
What Would Pete Seeger Do? - May 7, 2011
Perhaps you've forgotten who we are; how about we remind you? - May 7, 2011
Edumication?? We don't need no stinkin' edumication! - May 7, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 7, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 6, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Wee can haz edumication? O wate, wee haz Jesus! - May 6, 2011
Time for a (tasteful, understated) celebration - May 6, 2011
Any perceived sexual imagery is gratuitous and unintentional...but kinda fun, really.... - May 6, 2011
Remember, there's no "i" in "72 virgins"...oh, wait.... - May 6, 2011
'I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location"' - May 5, 2011
Osama bin-Laden wasn't killed until the Play Station Network went down. Coincidence?? - May 5, 2011
There's angry, there's apoplectic, there's foaming at the mouth, and there's whatever this is - May 5, 2011
Finally...a realistic grip on reality - May 5, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 5, 2011
Closer to Republican truth than even they realize - May 4, 2011
Congratulations, Texas...your humanity deficit is now #1 - May 4, 2011
I am a blogger...for I have no fact-checker - May 4, 2011
For one night, at least, a reason to celebrate - May 4, 2011
Hmm...at $50,000 per teacher, that would cover 28 jobs...or not - May 4, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 4, 2011
Three ways to save Medicare that Paul Ryan wishes you would ignore - May 3, 2011
While you were obsessing over his birth certificate, he was taking care of business - May 3, 2011
Sure, they SAY he's dead, but.... - May 3, 2011
Remember your place.... - May 3, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 3, 2011
(Not exactly) Mourning in New York.... - May 2, 2011
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words...and so much more - May 2, 2011
Osama bin-Laden is dead...and, oh, BTW...it's Election Day in Canada - May 2, 2011
Sure, Osama's dead...but what about the question on everyone's mind?? - May 2, 2011
An opportunity for some chest-thumping, but what's changed? - May 2, 2011
This is what happens when advertisers targets sex offender registries - May 2, 2011
Time to do the hard work and lay off the easy targets - May 2, 2011
Edumication: It's an investmint in owr fyoochur...'ceptin' when itz knot - May 1, 2011
Please...won't you help ensure that the top 1% have their trust funds? - May 1, 2011
Texas: Proof that Republican leadership works (except for the 24/7/365 when it doesn't) - May 1, 2011
Something that won't be on the menu at the church social - May 1, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - May 1, 2011
So, you're been wondering what's been going on in the back pews?