May 26, 2011 5:49 AM

And you wonder why I (don't) miss Texas....

The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please, pay attention.

  • Molly Ivins

New Texas Law Mandates Sonograms Before Abortion. In Texas, women really ARE the property of men. All yer uterus are belong to us!!

Rick Perry Signs Mandatory Sonogram Bill, Center for Reproductive Rights Retaliates. Memo to Governor Goodhair and by-GOD Texas Conservatives: Don’t you think that women are already aware of the fact that they’re carrying a fetus??

Anti-abortion measure added to House Medicaid bill. Before too much longer, it’ll be illegal for Texas women to even THINK about abortion.

East Texas kids tell police they tried moms meth thinking it was candy. It’s east Texas…what else is a kid supposed to do?

Texas House spits on cancer victims. Cancer: or, as Texas Republicans like to call it, “natural selection.”

In Texas, all roads lead to abortion. Even if it’s not really about abortion…it’s about abortion. So much for dealing with the REAL problems facing the Lone Star State. Budget deficit? We ain’t got not stinkin’ budget deficit….

Florida and Texas in jobs pissing match. The competition is to see who can give the most away to business. Now that both Governors have solved all other pressing problems facing their states….

Details Of King Street Patriots Tea Party HQ Opening—The Tea Party Sure Does Like To Hang Out With Political Insiders. This is what it looks like when mainstream Republicans embrace racism.

Austin unemployment rate falls to 6.5 percent. Evidently, the Starbucks locations around town are hiring again….

Tx House bill will strip your Constitutional rights to trial by jury. In an effort to save money, the legislature is looking into summary executions of Liberals, Gays, Democrats, and non-Christians.

Texas Judge Blocks Naming Street For Cesar Chavez Amid Fears Of The ‘Minority Becoming A Majority’. Remember, it’s not REAL history unless it’s WHITE history.

Rick Perry Wades Into Foreign Policy. With predictably hilarious results….

President Obama To Visit Texas—How Will He Refrain From Laughing When Some Texans Demand More Federal Help? Why should he refrain from laughing at the hypocrisy?

Texas Republicans to return Texas to English rule. If nothing else, the Tea Party is a comedy gold mine, no?

New John Wayne lotto ticket raises cash for Texas veterans. No, he never saw a day of combat…but he’s still an American hero.

Racist republicans itching to harass brown people. Texas: Like Arizona, only bigger. And crazier. WAY crazier.

The White-Power Legislature. You know, it would be a whole lot easier to make y’all second-class citizens if y’all just accepted the reality that you ARE second-class citizens.

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