May 17, 2011 6:55 AM

And you wonder why I (don't) miss Texas....

Texas’ 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders?. Yeah, they’re criminals. Yeah, they’re coming to a sex offender registry near you. But are they hot??

The “Hot Sex Offenders” List: An Explanation And Apology. Could it be that some things just aren’t funny??

Ron Paul running for president a third time, aides say. What does it say about the GOP when Texas’ gift to Right-wing politics is the by far the sanest of all the Republican candidates?

As State Faces Deep Cuts, Texas Commits $250 Million Of Taxpayer Money To Auto Racing. At $50,000 per, that would pay for 5,000 of the 97,000 Texas teachers who might be laid off…but who’s counting. Besides, it’s racing!

Texas Senate quote of the day. Damn those evil Democrats!!!

In-N-Out Burger Opens In Texas, People Freak Out. What, like they’ve never seen hamburgers and fries before?? WTF??

Path to Plutocracy. Texas: a Paradise designed by and for wealthy White Conservatives.

Dallas man freed after 27 years behind bars for rapes he did not commit. So where does he go to get those 27 years back?

Texas Legislature’s ‘sanctuary cities’ bill raises alarm among Hispanics. Racial profiling? In Texas?? Perish the thought.

Marxists, Freedom From Florescents, and Paul Tsongas?. If you have an hour and a half to waste, this is what a town hall meeting in Texas looks like.

White House to Perry: Meet me on the tarmac in El Paso, and make it quick. You can’t stake your political reputation on dissing the President and then claim to be surprised when said President treats you like dryer lint.

Texas Neighborhood Very Upset About Statue of David’s Penis. What, like no one in Abilene has ever seen a penis before?? OMIGOD!! THE DREADED TROUSER SNAKE!!

Schools, Medicaid could be put at risk. No edumication and no health care. Yep, sounds like Texas, eh?

Converting public education money into Christian indoctrination centers. Well, indoctrination IS a whole lot cheaper than edumication.

Former Texas Lt. Gov. Hobby, An Establishment Figure, Wonders If The Republican Intent Is To Ruin Texas. It may not be their express intent, but the end result appears as if it’s going to be the same.

Texas now has an official game. To the surprise of many, it’s not shooting illegals along the Rio Grande.

George W. Bush Breaks Silence Over Bin Laden’s Death. One war criminal passing judgment on another. Stay classy….

Women in Texas Politics. Uh…there really aren’t many, perhaps because in Texas women really are the property of men.

Milo Hamilton and the War on Lance Berkman. Milo Hamilton is what happens when you think you’re the Second Coming of Harry Caray. I miss watching the Astros, but if the price is listening to Milo Hamilton pontificate, I’d rather subject myself to Dancing With The Stars or a Jersey Shore marathon.

Dead man found in pickup in Alief school parking lot. Evidently, he was a prop for the school’s theater department, whose Spring production is “Weekend at Bernies.”

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