Casual Sex Friday takes a new…and frankly disturbing…turn for the worst:
Airport security touched Miss USA’s vagina four times. When they said the job had great fringe benefits, I don’t really think that’s what they meant.
Turkish woman will become the first Muslim to pose for Playboy. Wait for it…fatwa coming in 4…3…2….
‘Psycho Loose Cannon’ Actor Has ‘Thank You’ Tattooed Above His Penis. Just in case he forgets to express his gratitude for your services.
Pat Robertson says the left supports abortion to create equality for lesbians. Pat Robertson speaks, and my heads feels as if it’s about to explode. Coincidence??
Policing Pregnancy. Yeah…so how’s that “smaller, less obtrusive government” thing working out for you??
Ridiculous Tips For a Miserable Sex Life: April 2011. Flavored lubes? That’s the best you can do? Really??
New York Times: Women love vibrators. Alert the media!! The newspaper of record has uncovered a breaking trend!! Tomorrow: Women love chocolate!
Hello, Horny Housewives: For men who work from home, it’s easy to cheat. What…you didn’t think they’re actually working…do you??
DUI lawyer suing strip club after getting drunk and spending $19k. Don’tcha just LOVE poetic justice??
Masturbation May Help to Relieve Restless Legs Syndrome. Possible side effects include blindness, furry palms, paranoia, delusions of grandeur, and the inability to perform in the company of the opposite sex.
San Francisco is one step closer to banning male circumcision. Having evidently solved all other pressing problems facing Baghdad-by-the-Bay, now the focus turns to…baby penises?? Really??
Naked Teacher Shows Up to School Praising His ‘Third Eye’. No wonder all the 10th-grade girls have a crush on Mr. Johnson.
Sex Advice From Mormons. Uh…isn’t that like getting car repair tips from the Amish??
Texas wants to remove transgender marriage rights. Not content with having turned Texas’ Gays into second-class citizens (What’s next? Pink triangles??), the good, God-fearing Republican patriots in the Legislature are casting about for the next group to marginalize.
The lack of homophobia on Glee sparks conservative outrage. How will deep-in-the-closet Conservatives get their vicarious titillation??
Get Divorced in Three Simple Text Messages. Ladies, just be thankful that you don’t live in Tajikistan.
Olivia Munn encourages one-night stands in Las Vegas. Hey, what happens in Vegas….
Sex Advice from Female Bodybuilders. Just try to keep up….
