May 12, 2011 6:38 AM

How to survive a zombie attack: Another WWJD public service

May is Zombie Awareness Month, so in my semi-regular attempt to actually do something of value here at WWJD, I thought I’d present this video on how to survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse. Dodging the undead may not be easy, but it IS possible, and with the proper preparation, you might just be able to stay one step ahead of those looking to feast on your flesh.

It turns out that all you really need to be prepared and to keep yourself and your family safe is a six-item survival kit. Most of the items are probably laying around your house as we speak. Use the survival kit properly, and you should be able to keep the undead hordes at bay almost indefinitely…unless you get bitten by a zombie. In that case, of course, you’re hosed.

Happy Zombie Awareness Month, y’all. Party responsibly….

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