Over the last few months, we have knocked on doors, made repeated phone calls, and generally bothered the crap out of everyone from Williamsville to Warsaw.
From day one, people that work for me began reaching out to you to understand the issues that YOU care about. I still don’t know what those are, but I gather Medicare is one of them. We held forums, roundtables, townhalls, and other annoying events to make sure that you will have a representative in Washington who will be blonde and have nice teeth.
Tomorrow, we can score a huge victory in the fight to stop giving money to old people. But we are in crunch time, and your vote counts, even if you are old. Don’t forget to vote Corwin tomorrow!
Then, please join us for our election night festivities at our headquarters, unless you are poor or old. It’s nothing personal; I’ve just been spending a lot of time lying to poor old people lately, and the smell is really getting to me.
Thanks!
Jane
