May 30, 2011 6:03 AM

Today's nominee for Headline of the Year

Man cannot live by incompetence alone.

  • Charlotte Whitten

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replace by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.

  • Douglas Adams

You have to know that you’re in political trouble when your struggles can be accurately illustrated by a news story on…wait for it…horse herpes. I can’t begin to do this story justice, so I’ll just leave to Rachel Maddow to make sense of it all for you.

Happy Memorial Day, y’all….

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