May 29, 2011 5:43 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

‘Think my wife is hot?’ and other job interviewer gaffes. Boundaries? We don’t need no stinkin’ boundaries!!

Cops Catching On To the Drugs-in-the-Vagina Trick. OK, people…think!! We’re running out of orifices….

50 Reasons Why The World Is Definitely Ending Soon. Reason #37: Fleetwood Mac is out on tour again.

Fox News Chief Roger Ailes Thinks Sarah Palin Is ‘Stupid’: New York Magazine. Wow…I did NOT see that one coming….

‘Is Bin Laden in Hell?’: A USA Today Debate. Remember when USA Today used to be something resembling a newspaper…and not an exercise in self-parody??

Tea Party Organizers Call Security On Seniors And Reporters At Event With Local Congressman. Freedom of speech and expression? What a quaint, outdated concept….

Newt Gingrich Defends Huge Tiffany’s Jewelry Debt. Well, how else do you think he’s going to be able to keep wife #3 happy??

Reporter Admits the Awful Truth: ‘I’m Stupid’. And that, kids, is how you become a TV weatherperson.

People On Facebook React To Planned Parenthood’s $8 Billion Abortionplex. Hmm…d’ya think someone should tell the maroons that their outrage stems from an article in The Onion? Today is being brought to you by the number “4” and the word “satire.”

Donald Trump Won’t ‘Rule Out’ Entering 2012 Race After All. Rumor has it that’s Trump’s toying with the idea of a third-party candidacy…in this case, the Self-Parody Party.

CBS’s Face The Nation Dismantles Gingrich’s Lie That He ‘Wasn’t Referring To Ryan’. Yeah, there’s this thing we here at WWJD World Headquarters like to call “fact-checking”…and any news operation with a few interns will generally engage in at least a little bit of it.

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Kiss On National TV. Aww…they’re SO cute at that age.

GOP Contender Herman Cain Demonstrates Clueslessness On Middle East Policy, Confused By ‘Right Of Return’. Well, I get all of my definitions from Wikipedia, and their definition of “Right of Return” says that one “may return to Godfather’s Pizza anytime they so choose.” Hmm…that can’t be right….

The 10 Weirdest College Mascots. This is what can happens when you find your graphic artist in Craigslist’s “Adult Services” section.

REPORT: Meet The Billionaires Who Are Trying To Privatize Our Schools And Kill Public Education. Remember, when you teach people to think for themselves, they eventually figure out that their lot in life is not necessarily to support the interests of the wealthy.

Cash-Strapped States Cut Funding For HIV, AIDS Drugs. Compassion be damned, HIV/AIDS is still viewed by far too many as a “gay disease”. As long as that prejudice and ignorance continues to prevail, those who are or soon will be desperately ill will continue to be at risk.

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