May 22, 2011 6:58 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Land of the free. If Ron Paul had his way, the only people qualified to be free would be property owners. The rest of us would be serving their interests.

10 Great Things About America That Drive Conservatives and the Religious Right Insane. From where I sit, ANYTHING that drives Conservatives and the Religious Right insane is a VERY good thing.

Australian Couple Claims To Be Jesus And Mary Magdalene. And I’m the Queen of England. What’s your point?

The Swedish ‘love hotel’ where rooms come with sex toys and the services of a professional orgasm coach. Wait…you had me at “professional orgasm coach.”

CNN Anchor: I’m Gay. America: Who cares?

6 State Battlegrounds in the Right-Wing War Against Teachers, Firefighters, Caregivers and the Entire Middle Class. You can’t have second-class citizens until you convince citizens that they are in fact second-class.

Obama To GOP: No Trade Deals Until Aid To U.S. Workers. Could it be that President Obama is actually growing some cojones?

Poll ranks Evansville metro area as most obese in nation. This year’s winner gets a large serving of bacon tiramisu.

Frying pan, bottle used in drunk fight. Beer, a frying pan, a bottle, and lots and lots of tequila: what could POSSIBLY go wrong??

Mother charged after toddler found wandering hotel naked, bleeding. So, you have to know that parenting might not be your strong suit when….

Pay gap widening to Victorian levels: High pay commission forecasts top earners’ slice of national income will rise from current 5% to 14% by 2030. Well, the nobility has to support themselves somehow, no?

Non-profit Panera called a success. Every now and then, someone comes along and puts the lie to the idea that business is all and only about corporate greedheads doing everything they can to make a buck. Nice work, y’all. ;-)

Conservative Group: Gingrich’s Record Has ‘Serious’ Problems. You mean besides the three marriages, the infidelity, the failure to unquestioningly spout Right-wing talking points, and the flip-flopping?

Men’s Health Cover Flashing GOP Congressman’s Tight Abs Reveals How Conservatives Worship a Cartoonish Hyper-Masculinity. So much for the GOP being the party with the tight grip on reality.

Who Are You Calling Grandma?. Right; ‘cuz no one wants to feel old.

‘He was a rutting chimpanzee’: French journalist says IMF boss held for hotel maid sex assault tried to rape her TOO. Oh my…sounds like somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.

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