Ron Paul’s 15 Most Extreme PositionsAnd we’re not talking Kama Sutra here, people.
Nigerian Man Had 107 Wives. Damn…and I have my hands full with one woman….
Santorum: McCain Doesn’t Understand Interrogation. Right; just because he spent five years in a Viet Cong prison camp during the Vietnam War….
Who Will Stand With Michele Bachmann to Save Potatoes? Uh…the same people trying to save fluorescent light bulbs?
Last in Line for the British Throne. Now if she could just figure out how to get rid of the 4,972 people in front of her.
Republicans Plan To Pay Off The Deficit By Literally Selling America. If sports teams can sell naming rights for stadiums….
Attacks On U.S. Mosques Rise Following Bin Laden’s Death. Methinks that perhaps the terrorists really have won.
John Bolton Still Weighing Hilarious Presidential Run. There are unconfirmed reports that his mustache is unalterably opposed to the idea of enduring the stresses of a Presidential campaign.
GOP Congressman Suggests Staving Off Default By Selling Most Of Utah. And while we’re at it, can we sell off Oklahoma and Tennessee?
Sock It To Me. You know you’re in Portland when you’re sitting in a coffee shop listening to entrepreneurs wax rhapsodic over…socks.
Ohio House Passes Bill Allowing Guns Into Bars, Bar Owners Reply ‘Guns And Alcohol Don’t Mix’. Guns in bars? What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Newt Gingrich Owed More than $250,000 to Tiffany’s. Ah, so the rich really ARE different. They can run for President with no sense of irony.
Policing Pregnancy. All your uterus are belong to us. So how’s that small government thing working out for you?
Ben Stein Responds To IMF Chief’s Arrest By Blaming The Alleged Victim. If only she hadn’t been so damned attractive and irresistible in her little French maid’s outfit.
While Slashing Schools Funding, Christie Bails Out ‘American Dream’ Mall Boondoggle With $400 Million Edumication? We don’t need no stinkin’ edumication! Look at Snooki.
The Father/Daughter Incest Story That Was Too ‘Real’ for Jerry Springer. Wait…Jerry Springer has boundaries??
