Man discovers dead body in house, doesn’t call police until after yard work is completed. You happen upon a dead body at your home. Do you…a) check for a pulse, b) call police, c) pour bleach on the body, or d) continue with yard work? It’s Floriduh…so of course c) and d) are the correct answers.
Ted Rall: Rise of the Obamabots. Remember 1.20.09…and all the great Liberal programs and policies that followed? Yeah, me either….
Florida GOP Strays From Jobs Agenda To Limit Abortion Rights. And you voted Republican because you actually believed that they cared about your welfare??
Chicago water boss: if we took the sewage out of the Chicago River, people might swim and drown! It’s all about protecting the Sheeple from themselves.
Walker moves to ban hospital visitation rights for same-sex couples. Hey, it’s not like Gays are real people or anything….
Brands, This Is Not How You Do Twitter. If you’re not going to do it well, why bother doing it at all?
US Supreme Court rules warrantless search is okay when cops smell pot smoke. Dude, Dave’s not here, man….
Bloomberg Threatens To Stop Funding Republicans Who Don’t Back Gay Marriage. I’m not a Republican, but even I have to admire a Republican willing to put his money behind a cause his party abhors. Something about doing the right thing for the right reasons.
A blog about trick pancakes. You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when….
San Francisco On Track To Ban Yellow Pages. If we’re seriously about being less wasteful, this would seem a good place to start.
Yale frat suspended over “No mean yes, yes means anal” chant. WTF? These are our future leaders and captains of industry?
Consumers Union: Americans Deserve A Financial Watchdog Not A Big Bank Lapdog. Yeah, like Republicans are going to allow THAT to happen….
China’s exploding watermelon problem. It’s the end of the world as we know it…and I feel fine….
Lottery Winner Continues To Use Food Stamps. Old habits die hard.
Reassessing The Cost Of The Post-9/11 Era, Post Bin Laden. It’s hard not to come to the conclusion that the terrorists really have won.
The secret life of a resume. No wonder you can’t get a job….
