May 28, 2011 6:52 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Today in wacky state legislatures: #Minnesota. Are you sufficiently Jesus-y enough for Bradlee Dean??

Gingrich Reiterates Support For Poll Tests, Suggests ‘Young Americans’ Be Tested Before Voting. Once we have poll tests, it will be a short journey to a poll tax and then an ideological litmus test. You must be THIS Conservative and THIS White in order to vote….

Schwarzenegger’s Powerful Image-Protection Machine Kept His Cheating Hidden For Years. Power corrupts, and absolute power…is kinda fun, really.

Sarah Palin Has Fire in Her Belly. Or, as we mere mortals know it, “acid reflux.”

While Cutting Social Services, Kentucky Gives $43 Million Tax Break To Bible-Themed Amusement Park. ‘Cuz it’s What Jesus Would Do, don’tchaknow??

The past, present and future of the deficit. The fact of the matter is that absent the Bush tax cuts of 2001 and 2003, the deficit would be quite manageable. Bush did, after all, come into office with a budget surplus. So why won’t Republicans be honest about the origin of, and possible solution to, the deficit problem? Because it doesn’t fit their tired, dishonest narrative.

Are These Talent Show Contestants Really Playing the Piano with Their Penises?. And you wonder why I never learned to play the piano….

GOP Response To Town Hall Backlash: Ban Recording Devices And Censor Citizen Journalists. Well, how else are they going to stifle dissent?

16-Year-Old Girl Who Challenged Bachmann To Debate Receiving Threats Of Violence, Rape. Speaking of dissent, this is evidently how the Tea Party silences it.

Fox News Chief Rips Matthews For Sarah Palin Comments. Here’s the problem with Roger Ailes’ faux outrage: Matthews was spot on, and Ailes has no credible argument against him.

Immoral Banker Warns of Immoral U.S. Debt Default. That’s like a hooker warning of the dangers of sex outside marriage.

Republicans Think Rules Are Only For Democrats. Being a Republican means never having to say you’re sorry…or worry about being held accountable.

Congressional leaders agree to extend the Patriot Act for four more years. Big Brother is STILL watching you.

Senator’s Warning: Don’t Fall for the Ol’ ‘Hot Girl in Pajamas’ Trick. Not me. No, never….

The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Newton Leroy Gingrich. How can someone so ostensibly intelligent be so freakin’ stupid??

Harvard.edu: Your Source for MILFs and Barely Legal Blow Jobs. Yeah, but they’re really, REALLY smart.

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