It’s no fake: Air Sex World Championships in town May 5. Well, if you can’t get a real date that night….why not??
We Have Our Own Spoiled “Royals”: Corporations. But we do have the finest democracy that corporate money can buy, no?
Bin Laden Death Momentarily Distracts Americans from Own Poverty. We’re #1!! Wait…what??
IL Town Evacuated Ahead of Levee Breach. Well, it’s not as if any White folks are living in the are, right??
The End (of Religion) Is Near, Scientists Say. The problem isn’t with religion- it’s with the narrow-minded zealots who use religion to support and pursue their own nefarious ends.
John Paul II Beatified by Pope. Which only serves to demonstrate just how clueless and out of touch the Catholic Church really is.
America Desperately Needs More Naked Young People. Amen….
Fast Five Is Officially the Nation’s Favorite Movie. I’m not sure what this says about the state of American culture…but it can’t be good.
Birther Wingnuts Who Just Won’t Give Up. If you still think that this is a legitimate issue, please do the country a favor and surrender your voter’s registration card.
Waldorf waiter says he had to ‘switch name’ from ‘Mohamed’. Well, you couldn’t very well have anyone thinking your were Muslim, could you?
Hong Kong Gives Workers Minimum Wage. Of course, businesses are complaining that this legislation will cost them too much money. What?? You mean we actually have to pay them??
Naked “Mr. Universe” Kicks in Neighbor’s Door. And you thought that you had the neighbors from Hell….
Florida charters less diverse than other public schools. Segregation: if it worked during the ’50s, why not now?
#Michigan, go ask your father. Remember democracy- you know, “one man, one vote”? I think Republicans in Michigan could use a refresher course.
One Dead in Baton and Knife Battle. Here’s a hint: if you’re going to take a baton from someone and beat him with it, you might also want to make sure that he doesn’t have a knife on him.
Democrats’ new super PAC: 2 can play. It seems that Democrats have decided to make lemonade from lemons and use Citizens United to their advantage. I’m not certain this is a good thing, but OK….
