‘Dead Osama’ Merchandise Makes End Of America Official. This is America; you know that something has actually happened when you see it on a t-shirt.
Foxconn workers forced to sign promise not to commit suicide due to working conditions. That’s right, damnit; NO ONE commits suicide until I get my new iPhone!
Banks Illegally Foreclosed On Dozens Of Military Borrowers. Who loves our troops now??
Rep. Chris Smith: Fetuses ‘Most Persecuted Minority In the World’. Republicans LOVE babies…until they’re born, that is.
Cops: Ohio man arrested for running naked in race. Without pictures, this story is worthless.
Japan Says It’s Okay For Children To Be Exposed To Lots Of Radiation. Fear of cancer is for weenies.
Rumsfeld and other US officials say torture didn’t help catch bin Laden. But, hey, if you need to indulge in the torture-helped-us-kill-bin-Laden narrative in order to feel good about your blind patriotism..well, OK, then.
Trying To Ruin Your Ex’s Credit Score Is Not A Good Way Of Getting Revenge. Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but you don’t need to be stupid about it.
‘The Voice’ Judge And Country Star Stirs Controversy With Seemingly Violent, Homophobic Tweet. Uh, yeah…not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, of course….
Why yes, you may ask about the stealth helicopters. What if Seal Team Six left the helicopter behind at Osama bin-Laden’s compound just to mess with the minds of conspiracy theorists?
Your Official First GOP Presidential Debate Drinking Game. If you’re watching GOP Presidential debates NINE months before the first primary, you should be drinking…quite a lot, actually.
American Heroine Harriet Miers Is Now Lobbying for Our Friends, The Pakistanis. Everyone has their price, no?
Green Army men with PTSD. Art imitates life…sometimes with depressing accuracy.
David Koch Doesn’t Give ‘Hardcore Socialist’ Obama Credit For Killing Anything. Right; just because he’s President, it doesn’t mean he actually did anything.
Neil Gaiman responds to Minnesota Republican House Leader who called him a “pencil-necked geek” and a “thief”. Hmm…you say “pencil-necked geek” like it’s a bad thing….
Buying Aveda Makeup Is Not the Best Way to Help Amazonian Tribes. Rationalizing may be a lost art, but it still isn’t going to help you make a difference.
