Woman Strips Naked on Delta Flight. I just LOVE Delta’s in-flight entertainment!
Woman accused of dancing naked in Mesa Cemetery. When in Mesa….
Voter hotline was phone sex number. Politics suddenly became a LOT more interesting.
Man Dials 911 for Beer, Friends. #2 on the list of “Things 911 is NOT for.”
You Should Not Call 911 Over Your Nude Facebook Photos. And #1 on the list of “Things 911 is NOT for” is….
In Case You’re Wondering, Suspect’s Forehead Confirms That God Loves You. Jesus loves me, this I know…for his forehead tells me so.
Why won’t he look me in the eye when we make love?. Well, maybe he’s blind…or you’re a foot shorter than he is.
Whirlpool Paid No Taxes Over The Past Three Years, Got A $64 Million Tax Refund In 2010. Cue the Tea Party righteous outrage in 4…3…2…. ‘Cuz government subsidies for corporations is “socialism”…right??
Drink Like The Forefathers Did: George Washington’s Beer Recipe. I wonder if overdoing it comes with the same sort of hangover?
Facing Recall, Wisconsin GOP Will Hustle Through Voter ID Bill That Disenfranchises Students, Seniors. Because it’s not about their constituents. It’s about creating a world that makes their wealthy, White, and Conservative donors happy.
Soldier Does ‘The Carlton’ While Rocket Launches Behind Him. I just love watching a man who enjoys his work.
Family Values: Rush Limbaugh Encourages Listeners To Send Mother’s Day Flowers To Their ‘Mistress’. What a prince of a guy, eh??
When We Tested Nuclear Bombs. When we played God.
Fugitive Nabbed After Going To Home Depot To Cut Off Handcuffs. Well, it would be easier finding a hacksaw there than at a Dairy Queen, right?
Navy chaplains authorized to perform same-sex marriages on bases. Although those getting married could still be discharged under Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
VEGAN tattoo is (probably) made from animal products. Oops…someone is not going to be happy.
