Huckabee Adviser: Obama is a Soviet Spy. I’d be worried…except that the USSR went the way of the buffalo…oh, circa 1991.
Border Patrol in Texas finds 12 in a truck with no ventilation. And this is why I hate traveling in coach.
How To Survive A Zombie Attack. Consider it a WWJD public service.
Man Found Living On Roof of a Waffle House. Well, the view was nice, and the rent was reasonable.
59 Percent of Americans Think It’s Time To Leave Afghanistan. And you can count me among them. Haven’t we spent enough American blood and treasure?
Tim Rutten: They drank the tea. The Tea Party: the best foaming-at-the-mouth grassroots movement corporate money can buy.
Fox News’ Hannity Outraged That Rapper Is Going To The White House. OMIGOD!! A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??
Obama order could make corporate political spending public. What about the rights of corporations??
The most hipster-filled state in the U.S. isn’t New York. Minnesota? Whodathunkit??
Transportation Secretary ‘Concerned’ About Safety Of Urban Cyclists, Unsure If He’s A Hipster. Here in Bike City, USA, he’d be a hero…but he’s a wee bit old to be a hipster.
Bin Laden’s Personal Matchmaker: Osama Liked ‘Em Young. Just knocked the world’s (late) foremost terrorist down another notch, eh?
Texas limits liability for space tourism providers. Go ahead and use that tractor beam with impunity.
11 Things You Should Never Do, Say, Or Forget. Uh…what were we talking about??
Arnold and Maria Still ‘Love Each Other Very Much’. Which, if you think about it, is a GREAT reason to end a 25-year marriage.
Astros could be sold soon — and for much more than the Rangers. Yeah, but they’re still going to suck.
Fox News guest thinks women are asking for sex by dressing immodestly. If only women would just wear burlap and stop bathing, men would stop misbehaving.
