June 2011 Archives
- June 30, 2011
"You ain't seen nothing like me yet...." - June 30, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: definitive proof that a sense of humor is not standard equipment - June 30, 2011
Because when women are equal, they'll realize they only need us for one thing - June 30, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 30, 2011
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when.... - June 29, 2011
The money would have been better spent nuking Cleveland - June 29, 2011
Epic disaster or total clusterf--k? Let us hope we choose wisely. - June 29, 2011
Remember when Liberals ruined the economy? Me neither.... - June 29, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 29, 2011
A career path I hadn't considered - June 28, 2011
The reason why a Texas Republican shouldn't be President - June 28, 2011
When the truth is what you make up as you go, this is what you get - June 28, 2011
This could be the title of my autobiography - June 28, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 28, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Pedophile edition - June 27, 2011
And this is why I don't do restaurant reviews - June 27, 2011
Making the best of a horrible situation. Or not. - June 27, 2011
In this month's edition of Penis Magazine.... - June 27, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 27, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #5 - June 26, 2011
Another dispatch from our idiocracy - June 26, 2011
If you were expecting me to be perfect, you're going to be waiting awhile - June 26, 2011
Just when you'd been thinking corporate propaganda couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse.... - June 26, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 26, 2011
Same-sex marriage: A recipe for Armageddon. Or not. - June 25, 2011
Behold the power of the penis!! - June 25, 2011
Just another brick in the wall - June 25, 2011
You won't be laughing when the undead learn how to drive a stick shift - June 25, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 25, 2011
When you're not getting nearly enough attention, this is what you get - June 24, 2011
Reason to become a vegetarian #357 - June 24, 2011
Is this REALLY the America we want? - June 24, 2011
In case you forgot, this is how babies are made - June 24, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 24, 2011
The reason I don't miss the '70s - June 23, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 23, 2011
Another dispatch from our our idiocracy - June 23, 2011
Another day in Conservative World - June 23, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 23, 2011
"Fair and balanced"...except when they're not, which is pretty much all the time - June 22, 2011
Hey...at least I'm #1 in something ;-) - June 22, 2011
Today is brought by the number "3.1415926536" and the word "forgiveness" - June 22, 2011
Happy It's National Use-Up-Your-Leftovers-in-a-Jell-O-Salad Week! Celebrate Responsibly! - June 22, 2011
Today in Rick Perry: A true Texas "WTF??" moment - June 22, 2011
Yesterday was a very good day to be Rufus - June 21, 2011
Life as it should be - June 21, 2011
Smoke, mirrors, and Rick Perry's prescient leadership - June 21, 2011
I can hardly wait for the instruction manual to arrive - June 21, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 21, 2011
It's called "nation building"- and yeah, we kinda suck at it - June 20, 2011
It's good to be King ;-) - June 20, 2011
So, you're wondering why we can't take care of priorities here at home? - June 20, 2011
No, we have no problems...life just sucks a bit more than usual ;-) - June 20, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 20, 2011
This is why Jon Stewart is my hero - June 19, 2011
Happy Father's Day from the crack staff at WWJD ;-) - June 19, 2011
You have to know you're in trouble when.... - June 19, 2011
Things I've learned along the way that y'all probably learned long before I did - June 19, 2011
Remembered when we thought we were electing a Liberal as President? - June 19, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 19, 2011
Vote Republican: 'Cuz it's all about freedom, don'tchaknow? - June 18, 2011
Presented without comment...because none is really needed - June 18, 2011
No, this isn't an outtake from "Portlandia" - June 18, 2011
Stay thirsty, my friends - June 18, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 18, 2011
So you think Rick Perry's qualified to be President? - June 17, 2011
Wieners...nothing but wieners.... - June 17, 2011
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when.... - June 17, 2011
You know, it wasn't supposed to be this way...was it? - June 17, 2011
How much do Republicans hate Americans? This much. - June 17, 2011
An open letter to hockey fans in Vancouver, BC - June 17, 2011
Obsessing over a politician's genitals sure beats focusing on issues, eh? - June 16, 2011
Finger-lickin' good.... - June 16, 2011
Another day on the road to I know not where - June 16, 2011
The war in Afghanistan? Talk to us after you've texted pictures of your genitals, 'kay? - June 16, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 16, 2011
This is making me hungry all over again - June 15, 2011
Desperate times call for desperate measures - June 15, 2011
Another fork in the road - June 15, 2011
So, you say you want a hoax guaranteed to spark furious racial outrage? - June 15, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 15, 2011
Weinergate: What about the poor, innocent children?? - June 14, 2011
Great...now I have something else to talk to my doctor about - June 14, 2011
Memo to Cleveland: Time to let it go, don'tchathink? - June 14, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 14, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 14, 2011
Well, what else are you going to do in Astoria on a Friday night? - June 14, 2011
Today in weiner jokes.... - June 13, 2011
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when.... - June 13, 2011
I've got a song; ain't got no melody.... - June 13, 2011
Internet shame insurance...when your filter just isn't doing it for you - June 13, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 13, 2011
If American History was written by a certain former GOP half-governor - June 12, 2011
"All hat and no cattle"...the political legacy of Rick Perry - June 12, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 12, 2011
Truth in (Republican) advertising, #2 - June 11, 2011
If you want faithful and devoted, look for four legs and a wet nose - June 11, 2011
Yours may be bigger...but it still doesn't belong on Twitter - June 11, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 11, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 11, 2011
Move along, people...no double standard here.... - June 10, 2011
A game for today - June 10, 2011
Random reflections on the meaning of life on a beautiful, sunny Portland morning - June 10, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 10, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 10, 2011
Prayer...the last refuge of a scoundrel - June 9, 2011
Health care reform in haiku form - June 9, 2011
All yer uterus r belong to us!!1!1!!11! - June 9, 2011
Mommy, do we have a "David Vitter problem"?? - June 9, 2011
Alabama: When the going gets tough, the racists turn pro - June 9, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 9, 2011
Another satisfied customer - June 8, 2011
What is this "heat wave" of which you speak?? - June 8, 2011
When "Republican" is an anagram for "inconsistency and hypocrisy" - June 8, 2011
Perhaps it's time we considered limiting public office to women - June 8, 2011
We put the "hard" in "hard news" - June 8, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 8, 2011
Never take dating advice from a guy named "Woody" - June 7, 2011
So you taught them that honesty was always the best policy.... - June 7, 2011
Suddenly, the weiner jokes aren't so funny - June 7, 2011
American de-mockracy...so much for American exceptionalism - June 7, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 7, 2011
Another great moment in headline writing - June 6, 2011
I'm loyal, trustworthy, and I have a wet nose. Wait...I'm a basset hound?? - June 6, 2011
Take one of these and call me in the morning.... - June 6, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 6, 2011
The GOP plan: if you get sick, die quickly - June 5, 2011
So, just how inept and pathetic is the GOP's plan to create jobs? - June 5, 2011
Hypocrisy for fun & profit: Floriduh edition - June 5, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 5, 2011
Whether you're selling a Republican candidate or tampons, it's the same idea - June 4, 2011
Even better than making bombs in the kitchen of your Mom - June 4, 2011
A WWJD Public Service: How to discuss Anthony Weiner's penis with your children - June 4, 2011
OK...so there's still hope for me - June 4, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 4, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #4 - June 3, 2011
A Republican and their money are soon parted - June 3, 2011
Sometimes, you learn that the truth has been staring back at you all along - June 3, 2011
Buyer's remorse: Floriduh edition - June 3, 2011
In a world of, by, and for Citizens United, this is what we've been reduced to - June 2, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 2, 2011
Here's the thing about religious extremism, intimidation, and murder: it works - June 2, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #3 - June 2, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 2, 2011
Truth in (Republican) advertising - June 1, 2011
Of course, the free market makes EVERYTHING better! - June 1, 2011
Hatred and religious bigotry- yer doon it rong (Chapter 2) - June 1, 2011
Today in meaningless, self-absorbed corporate charity efforts - June 1, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - June 1, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #2