House passes amendment to defund medical schools that teach abortion. If there is a Hell, then I’d wager that Virginia Foxx is it’s headmistress.
Romney: It’s OK For Vermont To Try A Single Payer Health Reform Plan. But if the federal government were to do the same thing…well, that’s the path to Socialism. Or the highway to Hell. I forget.
A Psychopath Walks Into A Room. Can You Tell?. I dunno…does he look like Glenn Beck??
Why Did John Ensign Commit Legal Suicide? Uh…’cuz he’s dumber than a box of hair?
Inhofe: Obama Embraces ‘The Ones Who Want To Kill Us’. Well, with a name like “Barack Obama”, how could he NOT be a terrorist?
Invoking Hitler, Allen West Accuses Obama Of ‘Conscious, Nefarious, And Malicious Intent’ To Destroy Israel. Apparently, failing to unquestioningly throw hundreds of billions of dollars Israel’s way is what the Far Right construes as a desire to destroy the Jewish state.
Ooh La La! Inside the Swanky Sex Club Dominique Strauss-Kahn Reportedly Frequented. Man, who would have thought that a sex club could sound so…boring?
Facebook’s Insanely Aggressive War on Critics. Everybody wants to rule the world. Mark Zuckerberg actually does…and no one’s about to confuse him for a benevolent dictator.
PORN INDUSTRY GOES 3D TO LIFT SAGGING SKIN FLICK SALES. You have to know that the Apocalypse is nigh when the porn industry is struggling.
Schwarzenegger Accusers Speak Out: “Karma’s A Bitch”. Yes, it most certainly is…and Schadenfreude, seeing as how it’s a German word, seems oddly appropriate in Schwarzenegger’s case.
After Promising To End Earmarks, Tea Party Freshmen Hog Defense Pork. When in Washington….
Talking to Strangers: Zombie Edition. Sex advice from the undead? That sounds…messy.
After Demanding Repeal Of Stimulus, GOP Rep. Long Attends Ceremony For Stimulus-Funded Clinic. Hypocrisy…wee haz it!! Remember, being a Republican means never having to say you’re sorry.
Has Right-Wing Radio Run Its Course? One can only hope that the madness is drawing to a close.
Disney Withdraws Bid to Trademark ‘SEAL Team 6′. Damn…and just when I was starting to look forward to the made-for-TV movie.
New report reveals Congressmen enjoy suspiciously high returns on their stocks. Quelle surprise…uh, I gotta go. The Senator from Goldman Sachs is holding for me….
