June 4, 2011 6:53 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Federal Judge Strikes Down Another Corporate Campaign Donations Ban. American democracy: now available to the highest bidder!

Arab Spring… Egypt Now Has a Nazi Party. Freedom!! Democracy!! Looney Toons!!!

GOP Must Choose: Ayn Rand or Jesus. A real “Sophie’s Choice”, isn’t it??

After Voting To Slash Funding For The EPA, Rep. Barletta Now Outraged It’s Not Doing More In His District. You reap what you sow, eh?

Urban Outfitters’ Grand Tradition Of Ripping Off Other People’s Work. Nothing like ripping off others in the name of enriching yourself, eh? Stay classy, y’all…and remember, karma can be a real bitch.

A fire burns at the campgrounds: Charlotte Motor Speedway wedding. If your wedding is held at a campground outside of a NASCAR track on race weekend, your bride is wearing a dress from a souvenir shop, and you ride around on a decorated golf cart, you might be a redneck. Indeed.

GOP Cuts Disaster Preparedness Funds By $1.5 Billion. Right; we just can’t keep funding the “nanny state”, can we?

Poll: Rick Scott among the least-liked governors in nation. It’s almost like he’s trying to alienate voters in Florida.

Gov. Rick Scott Uses Sheriffs To Eject ‘Liberal-Looking’ People From Budget Signing Event In Town Square. Right; he can’t tell you what a Liberal looks like, but he’s knows one when he sees one.

Blog Link Could Land Old Man in Thai Jail. Yeah, there’s a reason the King doesn’t smile.

Wishing Away Medicare’s Role, Republicans Try Blaming Corwin For NY-26 Loss. Nothing like taking responsibility for your own shortcomings and ineptitude, eh?

Internet Porn: Sex No Longer Sells In World Of Webcams And Piracy. It’s like the New York Times; who’s going to pay for something you can get elsewhere for nothing?

Outraged By Cuts, Superintendent Asks Gov. Snyder To Convert Schools Into Prisons To Get More Funding. Why not? Most kids think schools are prisons, anyway.

What Rich People Do Online. It’s the same things the unwashed masses do- food, news, sex- they just can afford to do WAY more of it.

How this man flirted his way into a lifetime ban from Delta Airlines. And this, kids, is how NOT to flirt with a woman…and win an all-expenses-paid ticket to being watched by the feds. Nice work, eh?

Amy Winehouse Returns to Rehab. I know; were you as shocked as I was at the news??

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