Dog Pee Can’t Stop Santorum. A Senate staffer once said of Santorum that he was the dumbest Senator he’s ever had the misfortune to encounter. It seems time and leaving the Senate has not been kind to Santorum’s IQ.
WILL DURST: Yes, Virginia, Some Men Are Pigs. Sadly, that’s not likely to change any time soon.
Rep. Walsh: Obama Was Only Elected Because He’s An ‘Articulate’ ‘Black Man’. Hey, just because the GOP couldn’t find the right knuckle-dragging White bigot….
Courtney Love confirms to GQ that Kurt Cobain had a huge penis. Suddenly, I feel SO inadequate….
“Literally Unbelievable”: Stories from The Onion as interpreted by Facebook. How stupid are Sheeple? Literally, THIS stupid.
Can You Afford To Get ‘Naked’? High-End Condoms Sell For Crazy Prices. I can barely afford to stay “clothed.”
Woman Arrested for Buttering Roommate. If she was going to get arrested anyway, she probably should’ve just gone ahead and went with the syrup.
Why the Democratic Party Has Abandoned the Middle Class in Favor of the Rich. Uh…’cuz that’s where the money is?
Allen West Suggests Anti-War Congressmen Should ‘Get Shot At A Few Times’. Yeah, then they’d know what a truly BITCHIN’ experience war is, man.
Why the Right-Wing’s Approach to Reading the Constitution Is Destroying This Country. When you pick and choose based on your narrow ideology, no one wins.
DAVID COATES: The Strengths and Weaknesses of American Exceptionalism. Do we REALLY have to subscribe to the belief that we’re better for being Americans in order to be considered a true, patriotic American?
We’re in Dire Straits When the Only Employment Sector Catching Fire Is in Unpaid Internships. Please, sir…may I have some more?
Cain To GOP Field: Admit Ryan Medicare Plan Is A Voucher System. What? A Republican is demanding that Republicans tell the truth? Somewhere in California, Ronald Reagan is spinning furiously in his crypt.
7 Revolutionary Icons Being Used to Pimp Capitalist Excess, War and Vanilla Ice Cream. Haagen-Dazs: The Official Vanilla Ice Cream of Che Guevara!
Dumb Politicians, Celebrities And Criminals: Reader’s Digest ‘Dumbocracy’ Suffers Fools Gladly. What? You think it’s easy being dumb?
House Members Introduce Bill to Protect Medical Pot Industry.Dude, Dave’s not here, man….
