Log Cabin Republicans: Our mission is to oust Obama. If you’re looking for examples of self-loathing and working against your own best interests…well, you need look no further.
Retired pastor knows why people don’t like Christians any more. Hmm…perhaps because so many Christians wouldn’t know how to live a Christ-like life if you handed them an instruction manual (the Bible??). The problem isn’t Christianity; it’s those Christians who wield their beliefs like a bludgeon and don’t walk the walk.
New Church for Single Mormons Offers Fun, Sexually Tense Times. Suddenly, the church’s “romper room” has taken on a whole new meaning.
Bikers Believe Sarah Palin Is A Real American. Of course. She’s no more (or less) American than anyone else…but that’s not what they’re talking about, are they?
Blackbeard’s Anchor Recovered off North Carolina. Silly wabbit; they’re not talking about his wife.
Rep. West: Afghan war ‘not over’ until troops stop dying. OK, that’s an easy fix. We bring the troops home and…Voila!!…they stop dying. War over, no??
Mark Zuckerberg Only Eats Animals He’s Killed Himself. The rich really ARE different- they get to kill their meals.
Dick Cheney Confirms That Paul Ryan Is Satan. And if anyone could recognize the face of Evil, it would be Dick Cheney, right?
Republican Legislators Push to Tighten Voting Rules. Never mind that voter fraud is an almost non-existent problem. No, this is really all and only about disenfranchising minorities and making it more difficult for those who vote Democratic to have the right to do so. Welcome to modern American “democracy”. You must be THIS White and THIS Conservative to vote.
Why Won’t Americans Take Time Off?. Because those Americans fortunate enough to have jobs can’t afford time off?
PBS Finds Tupac and Biggie Alive In New Zealand. They’re splitting a time-share with Elvis Presley and Jimmy Hoffa.
To Stop Climate Change, GOP Suggests Clearing World’s Rainforests. Sure, why not pave the Amazon Basin and turn it into a parking lot? What could possibly go wrong?
For Anarchist, Details of Life as F.B.I. Target. Even in a free society, thinking differently can get you branded as a threat to the State.
Denied By God, Rick Perry Now Wants To Be President. Hey, ineptitude, incompetence, and Conservative malfeasance worked in Texas. Why not the White House?
GOP Rep demands TSA begin racially profiling passengers. Only when we begin harrassing and marginalizing Brown People will White People truly be safe.
Pay Attention. The obvious popular revolution in Egypt may be over…but the real battle for Egypt is just beginning. We have more at stake than you might think.
