Bangladesh Woman Takes ‘Attacker’s’ Penis To Police. This cringeworthy moment has been brought to you by the He-Man Woman Hater’s Club.
The Republican Death Wish: The 2012 Election Is Going to Be All About Medicare. Is it just me, or is the GOP increasingly coming to resemble a circular firing squad?
Pediatricians: no energy drinks for kids; greatly limit use of sports drinks. This should be self-evident, but…. Dear worst generation of “parents” ever: Human beings were designed to drink water, not energy drinks. So, don’t give them to your 10-year-old. Okay? Next week we’ll discuss the dangers of letting toddlers drive cars. ‘Nuff said.
Author claims that Sesame Street and other shows are left-wing propaganda tools. Damn…we’ve been busted. Now we’ll have to come up with some new and different nefarious indoctrination techniques.
KKK Counter-Protests ‘God Hates Fags’ Church. My new heroes….
Keeping up with Japanese metrosexual manes. Uh…like that’s something we need to be doing?
Killer Tornadoes: How Devastating Extreme Weather Is Linked to Human-Caused Climate Change. Not that the climate change deniers will admit to this….
Germany To Shut Down All Nuke Plants By 2022. Great; so only 11 more years of risking the health and safety of Germans.
Roger Ailes’ Office Protects Him from Gay Terrorists. You know, you can never be too careful around Teh Gayz.
Sex Advice From Second Life Players. Why let reality get in the way?
Tourist dies from alcohol poisoning. So…natural selection works?
Marlboro’s ‘Bump a Smoke’ App Makes Smoking Fairer. Thank you for smoking…and if you’re not smoking now, you soon will be.
A Surge Of Double Amputees Among Soldiers Wounded In Afghanistan. As if we need yet another reason to bring our troops home….
Man killed in motorcycle accident in Walmart parking lot. Yeah, it was a “wheelie” bad idea….
GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drift To The Right. With any luck, they’ll drift so far to the Right that they’re disappear.
Report: Mom Comes Home To Find Naked Man In Laundry Room. Well, the poor guy needed a clean pair of underwear, and he only had the one pair he was wearing. What else was he supposed to do??
