Don’t Do Meth With Your Kids, Because They Might Die. If you’re a parent and this didn’t already seem self-evident to you, please do society a favor and report yourself to your state’s Child Protective Services Department.
How Roger Ailes Built the Fox News Fear Factory. We report. You obey.
WHO Predicts Tobacco To Kill 600K Non-Smokers Yearly. So, when I go from 0-Asshole when you light up around me, at least you’ll understand why.
SAN FRANCISCO: “Foreskin Man” Comic Riles Opponents Of Circumcision Ban. It’s San Francisco; someone’s going to be upset and offended about something.
Herman Cain: A ‘Deficiency Of Leadership Crisis In The White House’. And a Republican who doesn’t understand the Constitution is JUST the man to provide that leadership, eh?
Uintah County man cited for paying bill with pennies. His bank should be thankful he didn’t pay off his car the same way.
Sarah Palin doesn’t know the story of Paul Revere. And she thinks the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Flag at the Fed reignites gay-rights debate. Because you can’t have second-class citizens unless you treat someone like second-class citizens.
Describe great sex in ten words or fewer, win a prize. Uh…can I just show you?
Yum! lobbies for Kentucky food stamp users to be able buy fast food. Because being obese, diabetic, and afflicted with heart disease is a small price to pay to keep a multinational’s stock price up.
Republicans continue to be their own worst enemy. Is it just me, or does today’s GOP resemble a circular firing squad more with each passing day?
Actually, that’s not in the Bible. Truly, the Lord works in mysterious ways…like allowing people to believe fervently in things that aren’t even IN the Bible.
Chile volcano chain: Puyehue erupts, forcing evacuation. Just another South American ash hole….
Top Gun girl fighter pilot will mix Dior with daredevil stunts at the RAF Cosford Air Show. Sorry, guys; she’s not single.
France bans the mention of “Facebook” or “Twitter” on TV and radio. OK, so how about we just ban mentioning France?
Police: Woman facing 6th DUI came to court drunk. Making a good first impression: YER DOON IT RONG!!!
