June 13, 2011 5:54 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Palin Fans Trying to Edit Wikipedia Paul Revere Page. So…Idiocracy wasn’t a movie, it was a documentary??

Shed of the Year 2011 finalists. Tune in next week when we’ll bring you the “Cardboard Under-the-Bridge homes of the Year 2011” finalists.

Rick Santorum’s 12 Most Offensive Statements. The challenge, of course, was in narrowing the list down to only 12 statements. I’m just glad I wasn’t the one having to wade through all that.

Rick Santorum Launches Presidential Campaign. Somewhere warm and breezy, Dan Savage is smiling. Don’t believe me? Just Google “Santorum.”

Palin Doubles Down On Paul Revere Gaffe. Think about it…we could well end up with a President with an IQ barely above the “idiot” level.

Rick Perry Hosting Prayer Party for Govs. Frankly, at this point prayer is about the only hope that Republicans have to recover from their ineptitude and incompetence.

1968 Anacin ad defines housework as “a mild form of torture”. And I certainly couldn’t disagree with that sentiment….

Republicans Say Homosexuality and Abortion Destroyed Economy. OK…so now that we know the truth, can we please begin trying to fix the economy and put people back to work?

After Gutting Education Budget, GOP NC House Speaker Says Teachers Don’t Care About Kids. Those who can teach. Those who can’t pass laws about education and treat teachers like indentured servants.

Want To Succeed In Business? Take Some Lessons From The Mafia. Ethics are for losers and Liberals.

Boehner Spokesman: Auto Industry Revival Is ‘Nothing To Celebrate’. And Obama had NOTHING to do with saving literally thousands of jobs in the automotive industry and thousands more jobs that support the industry.

Attorney accused of prostitution makes plea on website. Hey, I’m just like you- morally bankrupt, horny, and unable to control my urges.

Robert Gates: No Opt-Out For Opponents Of Gays In The Military. Sorry, you’re a soldier; you just don’t get to decide which rules you can obey and which you can object to.

Right-wing Christians fly banners warning of Disney’s ‘Gay Day’. OH NOES…BEWARE TEH GAYZ!!!

School suspends student for refusing to remove personal animation from YouTube, threatens other students for petitioning on his behalf. Memo to school administrators: they’re students, NOT your personal property and domain.

Snake Oil Salesmen Prove Their Mettle with ‘Relaxation’ Sodas. One soda makes you bigger. Another makes you stronger. Yet another will give you a 10” penis…if you’re into that sort of thing.

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