Ryan Apple Pie for Seniors Comes With Donut Holes. Would you like some coffee with those lies and donut holes?
Koalas are STD-Ridden Beasts. This is why I NEVER have sex with koalas.
Focus On The Family Board Member To Anthony Weiner: Seek ‘Atonement, Found Only In Jesus Christ’. Right; if these hateful, self-superior idjits are Christians, them I’m the Queen of England.
Diners Kicked Out of Shuttering Marie Callender’s Mid-Meal. Achtung!! This restaurant and all your food are belong to us! Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!
Michele Bachmann: Let’s repeal clean air and clean water for our children. If God had wanted children to drink clean water, He would have given them beer.
Look Around Before Hotboxing in a McDonald’s Drive-Thru. Protip: If you’re going to get high while waiting for your Big Mac in the drive-through lane, you might want to check your rear-view mirror to be certain that the car behind you isn’t a police cruiser.
What’s The Secret to Fran Drescher’s Happy Divorce? Zoloft and Wild Turkey??
The Moral Underground: How Ordinary Americans Subvert an Unfair Economy. Greetings from Third World America! Ayn Rand would be SO proud.
Rick Perry’s ‘Response’ Prayer Rally Faces Opposition. Evidently from a fringe Progressive group called “Americans With Brains.”
Tea Party Summer Camp: The Experience of a Lifetime. Why educate when you can indoctrinate?
Wingers Going After the Babies. But they LOVE the Pentagon and the military-industrial complex, don’t they?? Yes, they do.
The Shaq Sex Tape Is Driving LA Gangsters Crazy. It’s L.A.; doesn’t EVERYONE have a sex tape??
Chuck Schumer Targeted By Progressives Over Jobs, Taxes. There’s nothing wrong with calling out someone who’s benefited from Progressive support for so many years.
Santorum Slams Rohrabacher’s Call For Iraq To Repay The U.S., Says It ‘Would Send Every Possible Wrong Signal’. Yeah, ‘cuz eventually someone’s going to extend the argument and demand that we compensate Iraq for the untold thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians we’ve killed during the war.
Stephen Colbert Tries Out Tim Pawlenty’s ‘Google Test’. This is EXACTLY why the government shouldn’t be involved in the delivery of porn.
Wisconsin Anti-Union Law To Take Effect. So Scott Walker really IS the Black Angel of Death??
