Michele Bachmann: Schools Should Teach Intelligent Design. And while you’re at it, why not make PE teachers conduct baptisms by full-body immersion in the school swimming pool?
Michele Bachmann Nearly Eaten By Lesbians In 2005. Evidently, she’d just stumbled upon the secret behind the Homosexual Agenda.
Rick Perry doesn’t debate. And Charlie don’t surf.
It Has Come To This: Scented USB Drives. As if you need any additional proof that the Apocalypse is upon us….
Greece Offers to Repay Loans with Giant Horse. This is like deja vu all over again. Then again, what could possibly go wrong?
Ryan Reynolds: I Looked Like A Vietnamese Girl Until I Was 18. He WAS a Vietnamese girl until he was 18.
Texas Gov Rick Perry’s day of prayer. (Muslims and Jews not allowed). If they were REAL Texans, they’d accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior.
After Campaigning Against The Stimulus, GOP Freshman Attends Opening Ceremony At Stimulus-Funded Jobs Center. It’s only hypocrisy if you choose to see it that way.
Woman Acquitted For Slapping Other Trader Joe’s Customer Over Pad Thai. Meet our two latest candidates for (Not Really) Parent of the Year.
The One With A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Selling Herself For Sex Parties On Craigslist. Just what this country needs more of: the entrepreneurial spirit.
Man arrested after throwing shoes at wife after she refuses to sleep with him. Dude, you’re SERIOUSLY wondering why your wife won’t let take the bologna boat to tuna town? Get a clue….
The Congressman Would Like You to See His Penis Now. Lost in the hullabaloo is that one looks pretty much like the next- pink and wrinkled.
Appleton man who passed out at Taco Bell charged with felony drunk driving. Fat, drunk, and passed out at a Taco Bell drive-through is no way to go through life, son.
Why Libertarians Are Wrong on Free Trade. Because they’re wrong on everything else?
Hudson High School Teacher Accused Of Improper Relationship Marries Student. I wonder if Mary Kay Letourneau is getting consulting fees on this one?
40 Percent Of The Benefits Of Pawlenty’s Tax Plan Go To The Richest One Percent Of Americans. Because if Republicans don’t take care of oligarchs, who will??
