June 26, 2011 5:34 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

One Way To Avoid Germs On Public Transportation Take a bath in disinfectant and wrap yourself in Saran Wrap?

Justices Have Been Forced To Resign For Doing What Clarence Thomas Has Done. Yeah, but Thomas is a Conservative, so he’ll skate.

John McCain Blames Immigrants For Arizona Wildfires. DAMNED KIDS!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Preserving Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress. Does it matter that we don’t know what the message was? Of course not; it’s a meat dress!

NH GOP Chairman Says U.S. Military Deaths Will Be ‘Completely In Vain’ If Obama Is Reelected. Can you imagine the hue and cry, the weeping and gnashing of teeth that would have occurred on the Right if a Democrat had said the same thing about George W. Bush? Nope; move along, people. No double standard here….

Joplin Postcard: “It’s Like a Warzone Out Here”. How is it that we have endless resources to devote to our far-flung wars, but we lack the resources to care for our own in their legitimate and dire time of need?

The Unholy Trinity: Let’s Get Over “Awesome,” “Amazing,” and “Ridiculous”. Could I make it 24 hours without saying any of those three words? Don’t be ridiculous. ;-)

Bristol Palin Lost Virginity While Drunk. Wow, how horribly unoriginal….

The $113 Billion Hole: 10 Things America Gave Up This Year To Pay For The War In Afghanistan. It’s so much easier to destroy than to build.

At Major GOP Convention, Presidential Candidate Roemer Condemns Wall Street And Corporate Giants. Wait for it…he’ll be burned at the stake by the Far Right in 4…3…2….

Tim Pawlenty’s New Hampshire Ally: Obama is a “Jungle Alien”. OK, people; move along. No racism to see here….

Whistleblower: Daughter ranted; Mom has to pay. Yeah, my work was crappy and sub-standard. No, you don’t get to tell anyone about it.

Study Shows Arkansas Women Are Dying Younger: Rising rates of smoking and obesity among women are being blamed for shorter life expectancy. There was no word available on whether or not anyone in Arkansas actually cares about this news.

‘To End All Wars:’ Lessons From the Past — Why It’s So Hard to Stop Wars and Prevent New Ones. Because if there’s one thing that Mankind is really good at, it’s figuring out new and better ways to kill and destroy.

All Work and No Pay: Inside the Great Speedup. Welcome to the jobless recovery.

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