Man dies trying to amputate own legs with hacksaw in London home. OK…I got nothin’. Sometimes, the headline provides its own commentary.
Al Gore Comes Out Swinging on Climate Change, Detailing Disasters and Exhorting Obama. Gore to President: Grow A Pair, Willya??
Study: Eating Potato Chips Makes You Fat. In other news, water is wet and sex is messy but kinda fun.
Man had stick in bowels for 25 years. Oddly enough, this story isn’t about Rush Limbaugh.
Are We Giant Suckers? While the US Blows Money on the Military, Europe Spends Dough on Social Programs. In a word, yes. There’s an entire industry that’s built upon keeping us frightened, cowering, and silent.
Man Named Guy Fowlkes Blows Up Florida Fireworks Stand. So who says history doesn’t repeat itself?
The Inner Secrets of the Right Wing Echo Chamber. You mean, besides the fact that they’re evil despots who care only for themselves, the rich, and their own narrow, fear-based ideology?
Tea Party Lawmaker Figures She’ll Just Make Law She Hates Illegal. ‘Cuz when you’re in the Tea Party, you can ignore whatever laws you happen to find inconvenient.
Scientology Enemies List Revealed. With any luck, I’m on it.
Death penalty costs California $184 million a year, study says. At a time when California, like so many states, is in dire economic straits, why continue down this path?
Party Like A Champion: The Boston Bruins’ $156,679.74 Bar Tab. Ain’t nobody can drink like a hockey player can drink.
Jon Stewart Was Right About Fox ‘News’ Viewers Being the Most Misinformed Citizens. Facts are what they are, knowhutimean? Denying them doesn’t make them any less true.
Ron Paul Starts ‘R3VOLUTION’ With Marijuana Legalization Bill. Everybody must get stoned….
Heiress Patricia Kluge files for bankruptcy. The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one.
Republican Presidential Candidates Not Courting The Green Vote. Right…why would Republicans care about the environment? They’re thinking they’re going to be raptured anyway.
Idaho State Senator Had ‘Medical Reason’ For Being Drunk, Stealing SUV. Apparently, being stupid is a legitimate medical condition. Who knew??
