Crew Flies Boeing 747-8 From Seattle To Pittsburgh For Sandwiches. Hey, if it’s Primanti Brothers we’re talking about, I’d drive to Pittsburgh.
How Houston Won A Climate Protection Award. No, that’s not a typo…and not nearly as difficult to believe as you might think.
Arpaio Orders Deputies To Start Asking Undocumented Immigrants About Wildfires. DAMNED KIDS!! GIT OFF MY LAWN!!
Hispanics Don’t Care for Rick Perry’s ‘Jose Cuervo’ Kneeslapper. Here’s the problem: Republicans just aren’t funny. Period.
Rep. Chris Murphy: Thomas should be investigated for ethics scandals. Why should Supreme Court Justices be above any sort of accountability?
Meet the World’s Ugliest Dogs. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this poor thing redefines “ugly.”
Oil Industry Forms New Astroturf Group To Manipulate 2012 Republican Primary In Iowa. American democracy: the finest form of government corporate money can buy.
Michele Bachmann rejects the whole of conservative economic theory in one typed sentence. This is what happens when you have the IQ of a soap dish and the morals of a crack dealer.
Woman Dies At Her Own Funeral. Well, at least everybody was all ready to go….
What is Horsebic?. If you have to go to Finland in order to find out, is it really worth knowing?
Santorum: ‘There’s No Such Thing As Global Warming’. Too bad there’s no such thing as “Santorum.”
Newt Gingrich Plan For Success: Win The Black Vote Back From Obama. Yeah, good luck with that….
Third-ranking Republican to Obama: ‘Get off the golf course’. Better to be thought a fool than to be Kevin McCarthy and remove all doubt.
Mississippi Wins Coveted Free Gay Porn/God Google Search Prize. Aim high….
Christie Defends Berating Constituent For Asking If He Sends His Kids To Private School. Just because he’s Governor, people think he can be questioned about his motives…and his hypocrisy.
Screw MTV: Tea Party Makes Own Show About Unwed Colonial Mothers. Yep; nothin’ quite like remaking history into what you think it should have been the first time around.
