June 16, 2011 6:05 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for President. Oh, my…methinks perhaps the Almighty’s got some ‘splainin’ to do….

Maine GOP Chair: We Must Make It Harder To Vote Because ‘Democrats Intentionally Steal Elections’. Right…and that intentional Democratic voter fraud makes it SO much harder for Republicans to legally stack things in their favor.

Conan To Dartmouth Grads: ‘Failure Is Freeing’. As one who’s failed repeatedly, I can attest to this.

Yes, Ladies, You Can Walk Around the City Topless. Yes, I LOVE New York. ;-)

Wasserman Schultz Calls Out RNC Chair Priebus Sex Scandal Hypocrisy. Why more Democrats aren’t doing this simply defies rational explanation. Cowards.

Toy Company Introduces Anthony Weiner Action Figure. And, for an extra $10, you can get an anatomically-correct version. Oh, joy….

Fox Business hosts a debate with an Obama impersonator. Nothing says “Fair and Balanced” likely just making stuff up.

Why Women Shouldn’t Marry Attractive Men. ‘Cuz we’ll just sleep around….

Archbishop blasts Ferndale priest’s leading of liberal Mass. If God wanted you to think for yourself, you would have been born an Atheist.

Bill Maher & Jane Lynch Perform ‘The Weinerlogues’. A WWJD public service, presented for your listening and dancing pleasure.

Florida Police Leave The Republican Party In Mass Exodus. Memo to Rick Scott: karma can be a real bitch, knowhutimean??

Are All Mormons White and Prosperous?. Asks the White and prosperious Mormon….

Hooters Vs. Canz in Typical Long Island Business War. The winner? Guys who love ogling women’s breasts, of course.

‘A Gay Girl in Damascus’ Is Actually a Married Guy in Edinburgh. One of these things is not like the other.

Bus company shut down after officials find people traveling in luggage compartment — again. Well, there goes the economy fare to Austin that I was counting on….

Skirted Cycling the Latest NYC Biking ‘Crime’. That’s a trip to Riker’s Island looking for a place to happen.

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