July 2011 Archives
- July 31, 2011
Jesus may love you...but everyone else thinks you're a complete dick - July 31, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 31, 2011
Seriously, y'all...it really is the Bush tax cuts (#2) - July 31, 2011
He listens to God when God tells him what he wants to hear - July 29, 2011
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - July 29, 2011
This actually just might be What Jesus Would Do - July 29, 2011
A question I have no answer for - July 29, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 29, 2011
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept".... - July 28, 2011
Funny thing...I have the same rules when I'm playing golf.... - July 28, 2011
When you do it, it's playing the victim card. When we do it, it's protecting our interests. - July 28, 2011
Today on "Pet Peeve Watch".... - July 28, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 28, 2011
Seriously, y'all...it really is the Bush tax cuts (#1) - July 27, 2011
New house rule...it'll save on laundry expenses - July 27, 2011
A lesson we could stand to learn - July 27, 2011
A pledge I would think any sane candidate should sign - July 27, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 27, 2011
Ah...the ghosts of Richard Nixon and John Ehrlichman still walk among us, I see - July 26, 2011
What you're about to see cannot be unseen - July 26, 2011
Another day in my world - July 26, 2011
Sinking to the level of those already lower than a snake's belly serves no useful purpose - July 26, 2011
Better to be thought a fool and a dick than to be...oh, never mind.... - July 26, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 26, 2011
(Not exactly) What's for breakfast - July 25, 2011
The simplest and most sensible solution to our debt problem you'll see today...maybe ever - July 25, 2011
And I'm going to keep doing it 'til I get it right...like that's ever going to happen - July 25, 2011
A solution so simple you just have to know Republicans will NEVER stand for it - July 25, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 25, 2011
Today's threat: Murderous gay Nazi Cannibals - July 24, 2011
This might just be why you're a dog person - July 24, 2011
An evening with Kenny Chesney- probably the best $25 I've ever spent - July 24, 2011
Actually, calling Louie Gohmert a clown would be an upgrade - July 24, 2011
How long before they blame Obama for the Norwegian tragedy? - July 24, 2011
Today's latest Liberal ideal to live in mortal fear of: Social Lesbianism - July 23, 2011
The most frightening Teapublican Princess portrait you'll see today - July 23, 2011
The high priests of our American Idiocracy - July 23, 2011
Heat wave: a Liberal plot to punish Conservative global climate change deniers - July 23, 2011
Today, on "Propaganda Watch".... - July 23, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 23, 2011
You are what you read - July 22, 2011
Why, yes, Rupert Murdoch IS the Black Angel of Death - July 22, 2011
Sometimes, a little perspective is a very good thing - July 22, 2011
For everything, a season - July 22, 2011
That was then. This is now. 'Cuz Reagan was a Godless Librul spendthrift. - July 22, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 22, 2011
Propaganda done poorly: Yep, this is what it looks like - July 21, 2011
Nothing like a little perspective...in this case, very little - July 21, 2011
Tea Party Christian Patriot Gazette- July, 2011 - July 21, 2011
No, it doesn't suck to be Jack these days - July 21, 2011
Kids in the workplace: At least parents always knew where their children were - July 21, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 21, 2011
If A + B = C, then GOP + propaganda = default on reality - July 20, 2011
I think News of the World hacked my account, too - July 20, 2011
Louie Gohmert: Lord and Master of our American Idiocracy.... - July 20, 2011
Damage Control 101- Rupert Murdoch edition - July 20, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 20, 2011
It's not about doing what's best for the country...it's about burning things down - July 19, 2011
It was a very good day - July 19, 2011
Today's edition of the Schadenfreude Gazette - July 19, 2011
Iran: Repressive, barbaric...and evidently built to stay that way - July 19, 2011
There's GOT to be an easier way to get laid.... - July 19, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 19, 2011
How is soccer Satanic? Well, here's Billy Bob Neck to 'splain it all for you. - July 18, 2011
What is this "heat wave" of which you speak?? - July 18, 2011
I want to live here...of course, that means I'd have to move to Bolivia - July 18, 2011
You know you've exited the realm of the ridiculous for the sublime when.... - July 18, 2011
It's always darkest just before things REALLY suck - July 18, 2011
It's all fun and games until someone goes all Danton and Robespierre on you - July 18, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 18, 2011
Yeah, I'm kinda whipped.... - July 17, 2011
You'd think I would have learned this quite some time ago.... - July 17, 2011
I was thinking it might be the Rapture, but then I remembered this is L.A. we're talking about - July 17, 2011
The GOP: Dragging America kicking and screaming back to the 1930s - July 17, 2011
The GOP Survival Suit: Reliable protection from evil, toxic Librul ideas - July 17, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 17, 2011
Ignorant, intellectually incurious, and best of all, she votes!! - July 16, 2011
You have to know the Apocalypse is nigh when.... - July 16, 2011
So...gluttony is a competitive sport?? What's next, adultery?? - July 16, 2011
The edumication of Jack continues.... - July 16, 2011
But it has NOTHING to do with a Black man being in the White House.... - July 16, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 16, 2011
From the Department of What Should Be Blindingly Obvious - July 15, 2011
American Democracy: dysfunctional, brain-dead...and evidently built to stay that way - July 15, 2011
On today's menu: hairballs - July 15, 2011
Random thoughts on what should be a beautiful summer Friday - July 15, 2011
A trip back into my tasteless archives - July 15, 2011
A trip to times gone by in the Wayback Machine - July 15, 2011
Today's GOP: now a personal responsibility-free zone - July 14, 2011
Thankfully, Marx on women is more interesting than Marx on economics - July 14, 2011
Secondhand smoke = child abuse. Any questions?? - July 14, 2011
So you want to aggravate a writer? It's easier thank you might think. - July 14, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 14, 2011
If Matt Groening wrote headlines, they'd look a lot like this - July 13, 2011
No, I didn't sleep with the Sun God demon...but thanks for asking - July 13, 2011
Better to be thought a moron than to be Ann Coulter and...oh, never mind.... - July 13, 2011
Edumication in the new Amerika - July 13, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 13, 2011
This is what Teabagger stream of consciousness looks like - July 12, 2011
The Compromiser-in-Chief: not the President I voted for - July 12, 2011
So...reassure me again that Republicans aren't deliberately trying to tank the economy.... - July 12, 2011
If this was in Texas it would be a death penalty case - July 12, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 12, 2011
Oprah Winfrey...harbinger of the Anti-Christ?? - July 11, 2011
Happy Monday!! - July 11, 2011
I may not have been correct, but I wasn't wrong - July 11, 2011
And you wonder why it ain't easy being me.... - July 11, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 11, 2011
And yet y'all keep voting for these clowns.... - July 10, 2011
Magical thinking, made-up science, and the war on drugs - July 10, 2011
It never gets easier.... - July 10, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 10, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #7 - July 9, 2011
I can get them for half that price at Target - July 9, 2011
When women are considered property, this is about all you can expect - July 9, 2011
Greeting from sunny Portland, OR: Things smell different here!! - July 9, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 9, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Where's my saddle?? - July 8, 2011
A liquid trip back to Texas - July 8, 2011
A government of the oligarchs, by the oligarchs, and for the oligarchs - July 8, 2011
I've got the brawn. You've got the brains. Let's make lots of money. - July 8, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 8, 2011
Today's serving of weather porn: a solar-powered handj...oh, wait, this is a family show.... - July 7, 2011
Another day in Paradise (Oceanside, OR)...yet again ;-) - July 7, 2011
This is why I'm not a caterer. Attention to detail is NOT my strong suit. - July 7, 2011
Once they have rights, they're going to expect to be treated like human beings - July 7, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 7, 2011
When you think with the wrong head, this is about the best you can reasonably expect - July 6, 2011
Back in the saddle again.... - July 6, 2011
Call now; operators are standing by!! - July 6, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 6, 2011
No collection is complete without a...Hitler action figure?? - July 5, 2011
If this is the best we can do, then count me out - July 5, 2011
Coming soon to life closely resembling yours - July 5, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 5, 2011
It's National I Don't Give A Shit Month. Celebrate Responsibly. Or not. - July 4, 2011
Happy Independence Day! Celebrate responsibly. Or not. - July 4, 2011
Hike faster...I hear banjo music!! - July 4, 2011
'Tis the reason for the season - July 4, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 4, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #6 - July 3, 2011
Hmm...I didn't realize America was lost, but OK.... - July 3, 2011
You can't claim to be surprised when they do what they told you they'd do - July 3, 2011
No wonder I wake up with a headache - July 3, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 3, 2011
No, Jesus didn't major in Randian Ethics at Regent University - July 2, 2011
The only thing on today's agenda - July 2, 2011
The journey to changing the world begins with a single step...but probably not this one - July 2, 2011
Like weekends? Thank a Liberal. - July 2, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 2, 2011
One way to save on laundry expenses - July 1, 2011
Just another day in Paradise...or in this case, Oceanside, OR - July 1, 2011
Maybe, possibly, hopefully...summer might be coming to Portland - July 1, 2011
Why would I ever want to belong to any club that would have me as a member? - July 1, 2011
The flag that should be flying over the US Capitol - July 1, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - July 1, 2011
OK, OK...I'll park somewhere else