The Most Expensive Places To Buy Cocaine. Another WWJD public service; it’s all about saving you money. You can thank me later.
The Face Kate Middleton Makes When She Farts. Hey, I never claimed I was running a hard news operation here….
Bachmann Personally Benefited From Earmarks, Then Falsely Claims She Never Did. So, in addition to being an embarrassing gaffe looking for a place to happen, she’s also a liar? Hey, it’s OK; she’s a Republican.
Oops! Bachmann Mistakenly Says She Has ‘Spirit’ Of Infamous Serial Killer. So, she’s been channeling her inner murderous Lesbian rapist clown serial killer??
Breast Milk Sprayed On Ohio Cops. I’M MELTING!!!
Elderly woman feeds weed to rabbits. She did think it odd that the rabbits were so mellow…and that they went through a LOT of Doritos.
PAT ROBERTSON: GOD WILL DESTROY AMERICA BECAUSE OF GAY MARRIAGE. If Pat Robertson is a man of God, then I’m the Queen of England.
Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate. Thankfully, someone realized that the Tea Party candidate only had two legs.
President Of Ayn Rand Institute Says Ayn Rand’s Philosophy Is Unelectable. DING!! TELL THE NICE MAN WHAT HE’S WON, JOHNNY!!
“Smurfs” world record attempt in Mexico. You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when….
Newt Gingrich on New York’s same-sex marriage law. Says the man who campaigned to pass the Defense of Marriage Act while cheating on his second wife with the woman who is now his third wife.
Freaky woman thinks eating ice cream bars is “almost like having a lover”. Sure, but having a lover won’t make you fat.
Akin Refuses To Apologize For Accusing Liberals Of Hating God. Well, when you’re absolutely convinced that God’s a Republican, this is about all you can reasonably expect.
David Carr calls Midwesterners yokels with “low-sloping foreheads,” Glenn Beck calls him a Nazi. Pot, meet Kettle. And who in the Hell is David Carr?
Koch brothers selling tax cuts for millionaires, coupons for Grandma. What’s good for the Koch brothers is good for America, no??
Pop-up chapel in Central Park will let gay New Yorkers also make rash decisions. Why should breeders have all the fun??
