Drunk Jetstar Passenger Urinates in Plane Aisle, Gets off With a Warning. Uh, no I wasn’t flying to Singapore on Monday. Why do you ask??
Herman Cain: ‘I Don’t Think The Current Minimum Wage Is Necessary’. Because, really; how was indentured servitude such a flawed concept?
Flesh-Eating Cocaine Hits New York, Los Angeles. This is why I stick to meth. #JUSTKIDDING
Which Actor Had Sex with Five Women in One Day?. On the advice of my lawyer, I can only confirm that I’m not an actor.
Rick Scott Tried To Disband The Florida Highway Patrol. Grifter Government comes to Floriduh.
How To Talk To Little Girls. Does it involve a panel van and a roll of quarters?
See How China’s Celebrating 90 Years of Communism. By buying the world a Coke?
Top Bush Health Officials Are Profiting From Obamacare. American democracy: the finest government corporate lobbying money can buy.
Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Panda Look on Japanese TV. It was all fun and games…until she tried to eat the bamboo shoots.
Stephen Colbert: Michele Bachmann and John Wayne Gacy Have a Lot in Common. They both feast on the flesh of young children??
Glenn Beck Encounters ‘Hostile Situation’ In Bryant Park. Probably two Lesbians holding hands….
What To Do When a Moth Crawls Inside Your Ear. There’s only one solution. Unfortunately, it involves a silver bullet and a Glock pistol.
Lies Become Truths: The Demise of the Newspaper Leaves Americans Dumber, Blinder and Prone to Ideological Manipulation. And you wonder why Fox News Channel is America’s #1 cable news network?
PAWLENTY DENIES GLOBAL WARMING: ‘THE SCIENCE IS BAD’. Ah, but the politics are VERY good. And all this time I’d been thinking that Idiocracy was just a movie. Turns out it’s a documentary.
How Glenn Beck’s Psycho Ravings Helped Right-Wingers Regain Faith in Conservative Lies (Just As Fox and the GOP Hoped). Because the American Sheeple HATE having to think for themselves.
What Does The Bible Actually Say About Gay Marriage?. Uh…isn’t that why Moses parted the Red Sea??
